a little flick (:

Religion is to spirituality what porn is to sex

2008-11-09T00:35:00.000+08:00

NRAMA: On a personal level, you’ve explored all types of religions and philosophies in your work. What is your take on religion and how it influences humanity, and the Christian take on Jesus Christ in particular?

Grant Morrison: I think religion per se, is a ghastly blight on the progress of the human species towards the stars. At the same time, it, or something like it, has been an undeniable source of comfort, meaning and hope for the majority of poor bastards who have ever lived on Earth, so I’m not trying to write it off completely. I just wish that more people were educated to a standard where they could understand what religion is and how it works. Yes, it got us through the night for a while, but ultimately, it’s one of those ugly, stupid arse–over–backwards things we could probably do without now, here on the Planet of the Apes.

Religion is to spirituality what porn is to sex. It’s what the Hollywood 3–act story template is to real creative writing.

Religion creates a structure which places “special,” privileged people (priests) between ordinary people and the divine, as if there could even be any separation: as if every moment, every thought, every action was not already an expression of dynamic ‘divinity” at work.

Couldn't have said it better myself.

2008-10-25T12:04:00.002+08:00

The two biggest supporters of McCain's campaign are Christian conservatives and voters from the South. Tells you pretty much all McCain is all about isn't it. The fear of change, the fear of anything remotely liberal and the fear that the intelligent population might actually start seeing through the lies and smokescreens that the conservatives and the religious groups have managed to establish so well over the years.

Steve Strang, publisher of Charisma magazine, a Pentecostal publication, titled one of his recent weekly e-mails to readers, "Life As We Know It Will End If Obama is Elected."

Strang said gay rights and abortion rights would be strengthened in an Obama administration, taxes would rise and "people who hate Christianity will be emboldened to attack our freedoms."

God forbid(kind of an oxymoron in itself isn't it lol) women actually have the right to choose whether or not they want to go through the 9 month process of labour, and that gays have the right to live just like any one of us. Its a damn book written by people that decrees that gays are bad and abortion is bad; maybe if I wrote my own book called the Bable I could actually start my own religion heh.

Among the claims:

• A 6-3 liberal majority Supreme Court that results in rulings like one making gay marriage the law of the land and another forcing the Boy Scouts to "hire homosexual scoutmasters and allow them to sleep in tents with young boys." (In the imagined scenario, The Boy Scouts choose to disband rather than obey).

Right..as if pastors never liked little boys before the notion of Obama coming to power even vaguely existed. This rot has been present since Christianity took it upon itself to declare themselves the single faith that was going to save mankind and bestow upon its servants almighty powers to judge what is right and what is wrong.

Simply put, the world has been stuck in a rut in terms of enlightenment and the ability to discern between truths and concocted lies. Too much progress has been lost at the expense of worshipping a non-existent deity, arbitrary conventions and opinionated judgements of what is wrong and what is right. At long last there's someone with the vision of change, progress and truth, and I think its time to embrace this opportunity with wide open arms.

P.S. Palin is a last-ditch desperate attempt by the McCain campaign to salvage what remains of their pathetic campiagn. Please don't let this incompetent, albeit attractive choice affect your decision! Its not a damn popularity contest, its a decision that affects all of our futures so please make your choice wisely.

2008-08-21T16:23:00.003+08:00

A new chapter in the ongoing controversy surrounding China's women's gymnastics team opened today, as search engine hacker stryde.hax found surviving copies of official registration documents issued by China's General Administration of Sport of China. The incriminating documents, expunged by censors from the official site and from Google's document cache, still appear in the document translation cache of Chinese search giant Baidu, here (1) and here (2), showing the age of one of China's gold medal winning gymnasts to be 14 instead of 16, the minimum age for competition presented on her government-issued passport. Now that official government documentation is available, how long will the IOC be able to keep a lid on this scandal?"

From:http://yro.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=08/08/20/1259253&from=rss
And:http://strydehax.blogspot.com/

Simply astounds me the length some people will go in order to prove their national superiority. It just reeks of the government censorship and coverups that China is so well known for. Please, keep your insecurities about your humiliations in the past to yourself. Stop misleading your citizens and resorting to petty tricks like this to gain any semblance of national pride that you already don't have.

National pride

2008-08-16T14:25:00.002+08:00

What is national pride about?

Contrary to popular belief, its not about topping the Olympics gold medal tally or winning your first medal in 48 years. Its not about mass-producing gold medallists by putting 8 year-olds through physical training that would make a commando cry. Its not about the euphoria that courses through your veins when you see your competitor touch the finish line first. That my friends, is an adrenaline rush. Nothing more, nothing less.

Indeed, national pride is a lot more than that. Its about being able to tell the world that you're proud of your country, because whatever its leaders do they seek the best for their citizens. That their actions are more than selfish attempts to stay in power by forcing the brightest minds down pre-determined paths that will invariably result in them joining the ruling party eventually. That they offer free speech and do not attempt to blatantly censor any words that remotely reflect what the majority of the population thinks. That they are not a laughing stock in the world because when unable to win any verbal battle, they sue their way to victory.

Yes, I think thats the definition of national pride. Unfortunately at the moment neither the country that is leading the medal tally at the olympics nor the country which has just won their very first medal in 48 years seems to have achieved it. And sadly I don't think I'll be able to see it in this lifetime.

An ode to our armed forces

2008-07-03T21:45:00.002+08:00

For our country we serve
United we stand
Confidently as one
Killer machines we are

Sweat, blood and tears
Alas! It is all worth it.
For we are defending what we love.

Politics and sports

2008-02-16T20:15:00.002+08:00

Been reading a lot of nonsense in the media about the Steven Spielberg saga where he pulled out of the Beijing Olympics in protest over some human rights issue. Atheletes are being warned not to make any political statements, Britain's decision to let their atheletes wear face masks to protect themselves from the pollution in Beijing being read as an offensive show of disrespect..the list goes on.

Sporting events are a celebration of talent, determination and hard work displayed by the atheletes who have put in their all to excel in their sport and compete against other equally talented individuals for the recognition that they so richly deserve. Who the hell has the right to deny them this accolade/right of theirs? Not some sniffling old man in a suit going around trying to gain some political leverage for his own country; not some director who probably knows nothing much about sports in the first place, and certainly not anyone in the rest of the world who suddenly feels up to commenting about how the olympics is a good chance for political discussion.

What is a country in the very first place? A piece of land surrounded by arbitary boundaries by a group of individuals who have decided that their own cultures have them unique enough to be considered a seperate entity from the rest of the world. Rinse and repeat 200 times and you get the world in its currently ugly state : squabbling over the most trivial of things(*cough* piece of rock containing some godforsaken lighthouse), starting wars for no reason whatsoever other than selfish gains, causing the need for military organisations that are an utter waste of resources(how much fuel does a UAV aircraft flying around in the sky 24/7 consume?), and enslaving bright promising young minds in the form of conscripts under the pathetic excuse of national defense.

Hell, if I had my own way each sporting individual would represent only himself/herself and not his country. Too much of the sporting spirit is lost when politicians decide that the achievements of their sportsmen are considered bragging rights, to be used to show that their country is superior. The steroid scandals in East Germany back in the past and recently China, come to mind here.

Its just sickening nowadays when politics have to come into everything we do nowadays. It seems as if not even sport, once an arena for unbridled displays of passion and excellence can be spared by this ugly face of the world that power hungry individuals have brought upon us.

Its back!

2008-02-11T23:17:00.000+08:00

I hereby declare the resurrection of alittleflick.blogspot.com. Never mind about those infantry officer cadets rotting away in a jungle, alittleflick is here to stay! (as long as my half-hearted commitment lasts that is)

And to start it all off..
a light hearted jibe or a damning assessment of your school?

ALL waiting for you when you arrive at our love little college. where fun comes to die. where hell does freeze over. where the squirrels are cuter than the girls. where the only thing that goes down on you are your grades. <3
(Somehow this manages to bring out a chuckle and a sorrowful shake of the head in pity afterwards lol)

this and more can be found on the daily wall-to-wall exchange on the facebook profiles of our dearest friends Oh Chin Yu and Benny Tan.

Don't forget to check out Chin Yu's wall for more sordid affairs where he proudly proclaims himself to be a shy and bashful boy!

2006-07-04T22:20:00.000+08:00

Yorke: Man of the match

2006-06-11T03:00:00.000+08:00

Dwight Yorke was quite simply inspirational with his tireless display in Trinidad and Tobago’s 0-0 draw against Sweden in their opening match of the 2006 FIFA World Cup Germany™, earning him recognition as the Budweiser Man of the Match.

Known for his goalscoring prowess during his years in the English Premiership with Aston Villa and Manchester United, Yorke seemed to be everywhere on the pitch as he helped T&T, who played almost the entire second half with ten men, nullify Sweden’s attacking trio of Henrik Larsson, Freddie Ljungberg, and Zlatan Ibrahimovic.

“He was every bit the leader of the team on the pitch today,” said FIFA Technical Study Group member Roy Hodgson. “His vision and leadership in attack and defence was absolutely first-class and his fighting spirit all match long truly personified his team's performance.”

England 1 Paraguay 0

2006-06-10T23:11:00.000+08:00

England lucky to come away with a victory in their opening game, other than the first 20 minutes they were pretty much outplayed by Paraguay.
England started off strongly when they scored after Beckham's free kick scraped Gamarras's hair and went into the net, and then threatened Paraguay numerous times afterwards. The poor Paraguayuan goalie got himself injured after coming out to clear a ball and apparently he wont be playing anymore in the tournament. His substitute goalie did pretty well though looking assured in goal and pulling off several good saves against Lampard.

Both teams were just scrapping it out in midfield, with strikers losing out to tight defences. Owen and Crouch especially just didnt click, with Owen looking rusty and Crouch losing lots of balls and underperforming. Even his knockdowns and flickons which are his main strengths failed to do anything cos the referee din like him and kept blowing against him.

Paraguay also din look dangerous, with Santa Cruz whos supposed to be their danger man not getting much service. Nelson Valdez tho looked super lively on the right flank, with Ashley Cole and Terry to thank for keeping him covered well.

If England keeps this form up it seems unlikely that they'll do too well, especially with their only goal coming from quite a fluke. While they had a few bright sparks especially with Joe Cole and Lampard doing well they couldnt get the killer pass, with quite a few crosses just flying over Crouch harmlessly. England will have to rely on their setpieces to score, with Beckham's deliveries looking very dangerous.

This is freaking romantic

2006-02-26T20:57:00.000+08:00

From CtrlAltDel-online.com

2006-02-06T01:40:00.000+08:00

[01:44] cedric you saw it first, here: i think joe cole looks cute
[01:45] cedric you saw it first, here: i found wolverine cute too

I want one

2006-01-20T21:59:00.000+08:00

This is like the coolest clock you can ever have..too bad its US $240

PART 8

2006-01-19T23:22:00.000+08:00

The next dungeon is one tough one. Long straights and a few gates at the end, you don't know whether you will be able to handle it.
No time to think about it though. You don't want to disappoint your fellow Ngiaps in Paignland.

PART 7: Lonely, im so lonely

2006-01-18T22:26:00.000+08:00

Homesickness is starting to dominate your feelings. Ever since you left your home, you've only seen angry Eartakers and vicious traps. Not a single Ngiap to talk to.
You're bored. But that's not an excuse to stop your quest. You proceed on to the next dungeon. Its relatively easy, you've heard.

PART 6: Last boring part!

2006-01-17T22:15:00.000+08:00

You've heard about the next dungeon. The first part it is easy, yet the final stretch holds a passageway so narrow that it is termed the Death Gate. You have to pass through it no matter what, so hope that you will be lucky.

PART 5: Another boring part

2006-01-17T22:11:00.000+08:00

The dungeon ahead is supposedly rather fustrating. You're confident of your abilities. You'll pull through.

PART 4: Boring part

2006-01-17T22:09:00.000+08:00

Yet another dungeon passed. You seem to be getting better at manoeuvering past these traps, but the thrill still hasn't diminished. The dungeons are getting tougher though.

PART 3: This is easy

2006-01-15T01:33:00.000+08:00

So far, so good. You slump down exhausted at the side of the road. You've heard about the long passageways in the next dungeon that hold traps that a small careless touch will activate. They should be no problem for you though.

PART 2: Excitement!

2006-01-13T20:51:00.000+08:00

As you stare at the crumbling dungeon and the diamond in your hand a sense of unfelt before excitement overcomes you. You had never thought that the thrill of avoiding dangerous traps and being so close to potential danger could be so immense. No time to think about it though. You proceed to the next dungeon.

PART 1: Setting off

2006-01-12T17:58:00.000+08:00

You bid your family farewall as you start off on your no doubt long and ardous quest. Swirling thoughts cloud your mind. Trying to flush the mental images of the vicious Eartakers and snapping traps out of your head, you plod on on your somehow already weary feet. You hope that you will be alright.

PROLOGUE: The quest starts..

2006-01-11T21:29:00.000+08:00

Ever since the terrible Eartakers invaded your homeland, they have snatched away all the gold and jewels that your kingdom possess, leaving Paignland and its inhabitants, the Ngiaps in destruction and despair. These evil Eartakers have hidden these jewels in their specially constructed dungeons coupled with treacherous traps for example mines and trapdoors, designed to ward off any potential infiltrators.
Many from your homeland have tried to regain these precious jewels, and many people have returned, although not in one piece. Now, as you bade your family farewell, you focus your thoughts on the daunting task in front of you, and proceed......

Its time to keep this blog alive!

2006-01-11T21:23:00.000+08:00

After hours of hard work I finally managed to dig up my backup cd containing my palm stuff from my archives, and inside that cd is a full version of Silent Ngiap! For those uninformed, its this game I made during the sec 2 EOY exams for the palm, involving a story and lots of levels and stuff like that. Anyway, there are 45 parts to the story, and I'll post them up one per day!
The way that this works is that there are 45 levels, and in between each level(which is supposedly a dungeon) u get another part of the story. So you can type alittleflick.blogspot.com into your browser for 45 days in a row and be entertained! Btw this was written back when i was sec 2 so dun laugh at the language or anything ok?

P.S: To Khee Ngiap, im very sorry for using your name in this but it was back in sec 2 when I was young and immature. I promise you a cut of whatever I get from selling this game ok?

Riddle

2005-12-25T00:20:00.000+08:00

What do u get when u mix the first half of the name of a 3 hr blockbuster directed by Peter Jackson with the second half of the name of a sport which Li Jia Wei plays?

Answer: A ruler of a country of very very lazy bloggers.

back!

2005-12-20T16:25:00.000+08:00

halo everyone i'm back from hong kong...that place is a shopping paradise all the things are really really super cheap..almost too cheap to be true...CAN YOU BELIEVE A PAIR OF JEANS OR A NIKE SHIRT COST LESS THAN $20?!! okayy i shall go zzzz now and shall update more laterrr heehee

CIP at metro

2005-12-15T22:19:00.000+08:00

today chinks, berge and me went for the metro-syif cip thing that we signed up for damn long ago. it was held at woodlands metro so we decided to meet at woodlands mrt first.
as usual berge was late by 15 minutes, but it was for my sake cos he had to find the nes controller thing that he wanted to give me, so his lateness was perfectly justified.
chinks was late by like 50++ minutes cos he forgot to collect his punch in card and he received much punishment from the manager of the metro store later on(more on that later)

so berge and me collected the vouchers and brought them down to our booth on the first floor in the metro store. for some reason they only provided one chair for 3 ppl and so for the next 4 1/2 hrs we took turns to sit on the chair. or rather me and berge took turns to sit on the chair lol. while chinks was still busy getting here i spent my time chiding berge for staring at the scantily clad women in the vouchers.

chinks then called asking for help cos he couldnt find his way there, and berge went to the security counter to rescue him. soon he came back in fits of laughter as he jovially described how chinks turned up in civvies instead of sch uniform and had to go into the office to get disciplined by the manager.

i then went up to the 2nd floor to the office to ask the manager where in the world the animal magnets we were supposed to give out togetehr wif the vouchers were, but on the way i met chinks who had a sheepish expression on his face closely followed by the grinning manager who was grinning in great satisfaction. she proceeded to tell me "help me scold this boy later ok? he needs to be punished." all the while flashing him that look that you only see on the face of a bonks when he sees a small cute boy.

we then started our work which was basically to sit there and wait for people to come and put money into the donation box and pass them the voucher. unfortunately it seemed like the main attraction of the donation thing was actually the free animal magnets. since the stock for the week had been given out no one gave a shit about our booth. me and berge started counting the number of times people glanced at our booth for longer than 1 second, and i think we din get into single digits. 3 people came up and asked about the magnet but when told that we din have any they said oh and left.

in the end berge felt bad and decided to donate 5 bucks to it. and guess wad? that was the grand total we collected for the day. so in 4 1/2 hrs of donation collecting we collected 5 bucks for charity which equates to 0.37 cents per man hour of work. we felt quite bad that we din do anything but then there wasnt much we could do since we're not supposed to approach people to ask for donations.

so basically we spent the 4 1/2 talking and speculating about how teo could stand going for 7 sessions of this boring thing then we remembered that he had fantastic company and wouldnt feel bored anyway and felt sincere happiness for him.

and when we went back to sign out the manager called chinks "naughty" for signing out early and coming late. lol and i lost count on the number of times she batted her eyelids at him.

2005-12-15T00:42:00.000+08:00

Koped these off kennysia.com..its a damn interesting blog go read it
Wow dangerous toilet indeed

What kind of pick would you like to have today?

And this is why you should never ever use an online internet translator for your menus

my neat study table

2005-12-13T02:57:00.000+08:00

Heres a look at my study table that hasnt been touched ever since end of o levels. (cos after that i gave up trying to tidy it up and studied on my bed instead)

Despite the overwhelming mess(actually this is quite good already it used to be like 3 times as bad) i really like it cos everything i need is easily accessible. well almost everything other than studying space but who cares about studying at the moment? (other than angsie but since when does his opinion count ha)

Labelled in red are the more important and significant items on my table:

1. My wallet which contains a tiger cup ticket for the myanmar vs singapore match, the singapore cup final ticket, lots of movie stubs, nutritional information of every single item on the mcdonalds menu, and a starbucks voucher for a free coffee that u get for free if you donate to the salvation army.

2. Beloved 2nd-hand palm m505 which lasted me for like 2 years and cost me 200 bucks. still great for reading ebooks other than the useless battery life.

3. my metro syif cip card thingy! as if boonlay youth club doesnt already provide enough cip hours, heres another 7 hrs of cip to be done selling stuff for charity or sthg like that. And yes its the same cip activity of which teo signed up for 5 sessions, 4 of which was wif a certain vball teammate of the opposite gender.

4. 1S06B(my previous previous class) class list. i found it in the bottom of some file and nostalgia overwhelmed me. unable to stem the emotions flowing through my heart i duly proceeded to place it on my table.

5. trusty old gameboy colour which still works despite years of mistreatment. and no i do not play pokemon on it. i go for more intellectual games such as super mario.

6. the fake slightly less original xbox controller i bought for berge from shanghai for just 14 bucks! and it actually looks quite real compared to the pirated license lacking ones in singapore which cost like 30 bucks.

7. my cd wallet containing the various games and applications that i have burnt to cd after due consideration of their legality.

8. Copy of gp bull(i think? Im too lazy to pull it out to check). Most likely only touched on the morning of the day of the gp paper and then cast into oblivion.

9. Ballpump. Er ya its a ballpump.

10. See that yellow/orangey thing there? Thats the fun water toy i won at the boonlay kindergarten fun fair after challenging fd and bonks to a hard fought contest of picking up marbles with chopsticks. (fd won in the end, but i think he cheated)

11. my dearest PW journal! I mean everytime i look at it i feel an overwhelming urge to actually open it up and write something relating to pw in it! “Dear PW journal, the last session of project work has been undeniably immensely beneficial..”

12. mickey mouse piggy bank. Due to an unfortunate combination of the lock falling off and my lack of willpower it is currently quite empty.

13. My cd cake of 50 cdrs. As can be seen ive been engaging in the burning of quite a number of legal materials that has resulted in the small amount of cds left inside.

14. Half eaten tube of hichews strawberry.(i think coke and grape are the best flavours) im going back to eat it up later.

15. My pen holder containing various kinds of styli.(which are the pen thingies that you poke the screen of a pda with for the uninformed) Unfortunately they are greatly decreasing because berge is constantly losing his and asking me for more.

16. My even larger cd wallet that contains an even large collection of even more legal computer material.

2005-12-09T16:34:00.000+08:00

09 Dec 00:14:46 - (Group) Yorke: 'Quest completed in: 48 seconds. Quests completed: 1205 QP earned: 23'
09 Dec 00:46:20 - (Group) Yorke: 'Quest completed in: 37 seconds. Quests completed: 1207 QP earned: 20'
09 Dec 00:56:09 - (Group) Yorke: 'Last hour: 96XP 24$$'
09 Dec 01:24:27 - (Group) Yorke: 'Quest completed in: 98 seconds. Quests completed: 1208 QP earned: 23'
09 Dec 01:56:09 - (Group) Yorke: 'Last hour: 94XP 39$$'
09 Dec 01:58:39 - (Group) Yorke: 'Quest completed in: 34 seconds. Quests completed: 1209 QP earned: 23'
09 Dec 03:33:07 - (Group) Yorke: 'Quest completed in: 24 seconds. Quests completed: 1210 QP earned: 24'

why is it that..

2005-12-08T01:14:00.000+08:00

my msn is so screwed up?
the two hours before a champions league match always seem to be the longest?
there always has to be that nagging worry that refuses to go away?
its always so easy to see the faults of others but so hard to see their good points?
late nights at the com are always so boring?
the pots like to call the kettles black?
these replies need to be thought up and dont come naturally?
people can lie so blatantly and so righteously?
i dont get how this freaking world works?

2005-11-27T23:54:00.000+08:00

hallo..i shall start to post more from now on so as to increase the quality of this blog as jian is resorted to posting nonsense postsss to keep this place alive. however as much as my heart yearns to post 1000 times a day, im sadly leaving for KL for a week so i cannot updatee ): ): ):

btw jian posts with false links are not counted

Spotted at Arsenal's training ground

2005-11-26T16:39:00.000+08:00

Click HERE

2005-11-23T02:53:00.000+08:00

A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!" A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asks, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class does its Best to stifle their laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand.

Soccer Commentators

2005-11-22T03:10:00.000+08:00

'He's 31 this year: last year he was 30.' - David Coleman

'The ageless Dennis Wise, now in his thirties.' - Martin Tyler

'The Italians are hoping for an Italian victory.' David Coleman

'Peru score their third, and It's 3-1 to Scotland.' David Coleman

'If that had gone in, it would have been a goal.' - David Coleman

'Ian Rush is deadly 10 times out of 10, but that wasn't one of them.' - Peter Jones

'Neil Sullivan has stopped absolutely everything have thrown at him...Wimbledon 1, Manchester United 1.' - Mike Ingham

'Emile Zola has scored again for Chelsea.' - Radio 5 live

'This will be their 19th consecutive game without a win unless they can get an equaliser.' - Alan Green

'Martin O'Neill, standing, hands on hips, stroking his chin.'
- Mike Ingham

'Such a positive move by Uruguay - bringing 2 players off and putting 2 players on.' - John Helm

'It's now 1-1, an exact reversal of the scoreline on Saturday.'
- Radio 5 live

'The Uruguayans are losing no time in making a meal around the referee.' - Mike Ingham

'Poland nil, England nil, though England are now looking the better value for their nil.' - Barry Davies

'West Germany's Briegel hasn't been able to get past anyone yet - that's his trademark.' - John Helm

'You don't score 64 goals in 86 games without being able to score goals.' - Alan Green

'It's headed away by John Clark, using his head.' - Derek Rae

'Celtic manager Davie Hay still has a fresh pair of legs up his sleeve.'
- John Greig

'And with just 4 minutes gone, the score is already 0-0.' - Ian Darke

'The USA are a goal down, and if they don't get a goal they'll lose.'
- John Helm

'I predicted in August that Celtic would reach the final. On the eve of that final I stand by that prediction.' - Archie MacPherson

'McCarthy shakes his head in agreement with the referee.' - Martin Tyler

'It was the game that put the Everton ship back on the road.'
- Alan Green

'Lukic saved with his foot, which is all part of the goalkeeper's arm.'
- Barry Davies

'Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer.' - David Acfield

'Sporting Lisbon in their green and white hoops, looking like a team of zebras.' - Peter Jones

'Forest have now lost six matches without winning.' - David Coleman

harry potter fan fic

2005-11-20T04:35:00.000+08:00

was bored by the real vs barca match so decided to check out some harry potter fan site after being inspired by a 4th reading of the half blood prince.
anyway i saw the fan-fic section where like 60% of the stories written fall under the romantic category.
surprisingly the harry/hermione pairing isnt the most popular one, with only 152. hermione and ron have 224 and hermione and draco have 239. and theres even 53 depraved people who wrote stories about hermione and snape. oh man can you imagine them in a movie together.
lol and theres even one about lupin and sirius. in fact 84 stories are about same sex pairings. harry potter fans are too free..

2005-11-18T22:20:00.000+08:00

-=[Jian Feng]=- ahaha i have the cockroach song says:
had i continued my cs career
-=[Jian Feng]=- ahaha i have the cockroach song says:
u would have seen a team yorke
-=[Jian Feng]=- ahaha i have the cockroach song says:
comprising of star players like berge
berge says:
hahaha indeed
berge says:
whooping team3d 30-0
berge says:
and spearheading singapore's charge to the top of the medal list
-=[Jian Feng]=- ahaha i have the cockroach song says:
ya
-=[Jian Feng]=- ahaha i have the cockroach song says:
wif a guest player chinks
berge says:
lol is that to add balance to the team??
-=[Jian Feng]=- ahaha i have the cockroach song says:
ya
berge says:
a handicap
-=[Jian Feng]=- ahaha i have the cockroach song says:
must give team 3d sum face
berge says:
yeah we let them have one frag a round

harry potter

2005-11-18T01:21:00.000+08:00

watched harry potter and goblet of fire this afternoon..quite nice overall i found it much nicer than prisoner of azkaban which was quite boring
quite a lot of action this time, a lot of visually spectacular scenes which i like..plot was quite boring as usual but then again how much can u change the plot which everyone already knows and has already committed to memory.
biggest letdown of the movie i think was the omission of all the action in the quidditch world cup they din even show the quaffle flying about the place. and also the personalities of the characters seem to have been changed quite a bit..dumbledore is this quite violent guy who even grabs harry by the neck halfway thru the show and tries to strangle him or sthg. definitely not like what i visualised in the book.
and wow emma watson wow fleur

2005-11-18T01:16:00.000+08:00

Here are some actual logged maintenance complaints by Quantas pilots and
the corrective action recorded by mechanics. By the way, Quantas is the
only major airline that has never had an accident.

P stands for the problem the pilots entered in the log.
S stands for the corrective action taken by the mechanics.

P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.

P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.

P: Something loose in cockpit.
S: Something tightened in cockpit.

P: Dead bugs on windshield.
S: Live bugs on back-order.

P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200-fpm descent.
S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.

P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.

P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DME volume set to more believable level.

P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S: That's what they're there for!

P: IFF inoperative.
S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.

P: Suspected crack in windscreen.
S: Suspect you're right.

P: Number 3 engine missing. (note: this was for a piston-engined airplane;
the pilot meant the engine was not running smoothly.)
S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.

P: Aircraft handles funny.
S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.

P: Radar hums.
S: Reprogrammed radar with words.

P: Mouse in cockpit.
S: Cat installed

hallo

2005-11-14T20:42:00.000+08:00

hallo i am being forced to blog by jian but i have nothing to blog about at all..holidays are so boring..i just stone at home all day waiting for 4pm to come then i go training...which isn't exactly very look-forwardable to..anyway i am veryy tired i am going to sleep now byebye

2005-11-14T01:19:00.000+08:00

soccer this tuesday! 8.30 at ri astro
come pls i miss soccer a lot
in the meantime i demand pong blogs or i'll somehow kick him out

when i grow up, i want to work at jalan besar stadium

2005-11-04T20:05:00.000+08:00

today me berge bonks and nat went to the FAS's office at Jalan Besar stadium to collect the free tickets to the Singapore cup final we won for sending an sms. actually only me bonks and nat were collecting because a certain person forgot to send the sms despite my repeated reminders..but oh well that goes into another story all together.
So we went into the office and were immediately awestruck by what we saw on the other side of the glass door-a damn nice carpet grass pitch which had different stripes of colour! and no track summore so it looks like those pitches u see in england damn cool. anyway the kind ppl at fas let us go there to touch the grass lol and we spent like 10 minutes walking on the sidelines admiring the damn nice stadium.

anyway after we collected the tickets we proceeded out of the stadium and crossed a road, where i saved berge's life by hauling him back in front of a speeding oncoming truck. too bad he scolded me for being stupid instead of thanking me for my concern.

who wants to go watch singapore cup final this sunday 7.30 at national stadium? i have like 6 more extra tickets if no one wants i'll give it to nat for her soccer people.

i am

2005-11-03T14:46:00.000+08:00

fricking bored...

2005-11-01T01:13:00.000+08:00

Phone Call

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a
bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins
to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello."

WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes"

WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure, ...go ahead if you like it."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2004 models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "$60,000"

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!

MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."

The man hangs up .The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment.

Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

2005-11-01T00:50:00.000+08:00

Meeting The Parents

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.

Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.

A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.

10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."

The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."

from the official man u newsletter

2005-10-29T11:12:00.000+08:00

"Robert was uncertain and scared to miss the penalty and he made a big mistake and a wrong decision. He was not lacking seriousness or respect - he was lacking confidence."
Arsene Wenger

"Robert's leg went numb, but had he touched the ball, I would have been there to bury the ball."
Thierry Henry. So does Pires go numb when he gets nervous?

"I have never found anyone who had the guts to do it with me. Robert Pires did - but then he missed the ball."
Hey Bobby, what's the French for 'air kick'?

"I will now take the penalties - all the time."
Sense prevails - eventually - for Thierry...

"I will try the routine again - but next time I will push the ball off the penalty spot for someone else."
Then vanishes again.

"You know why they took the second penalty like that? They have so many penalties in a season they had to do something different."
Jose Mourinho, candid as ever, has his say.

"I am happy to hear that he would like me to teach him a few of the things I stand for. I would happily teach him not just about winning and playing well but also about winning respect from people. That is more important than the titles you win. He has time to learn how to win and how to lose. To earn the respect of the whole world is a different story."
Dutch legend Johan Cruyff hits back at Mourinho.

"This Chelsea is better and more solid than the best-ever Real Madrid team. At this moment Mourinho could put out two teams with the perfect guarantee of not losing to any club."
Claude Makelele, before Chelsea's clash with Charlton.

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Claude Makelele, after Chelsea's defeat to Charlton.

"I don't know why Beckham got sent off. Maybe it's because he's blonde and pretty - the referee is capable of sending him off for that."
Real Madrid star Garcia has his own suspicions for Becks' latest red card.

2005-10-27T01:03:00.000+08:00

halo everyone

2005-10-25T23:49:00.000+08:00

yay i am innnnnnnnnnn thankew

SLeague soccer

2005-10-22T21:40:00.000+08:00

While waiting for the man u match to start i shall blog about soccer that is closer to us..the S-League!
First we shall go into my theory of how leagues in the world are named. Leagues in excellent footballing nations like Brazil and Germany get pretitled with an letter close to the start of the alphabet. Therefore the Brazilian league and German League both start with B. Lesser footballing nations like England get pretitled with E, and even louser ones like Singapore get the ones all the way at the end at the alphabet. Anyway, the point of this is that only the best of the best of the leagues in the world get to start with A..and hey..what a coincidence..thats where Yorke belongs!
Anyway, angst berge bonks and me went to watch SAFFC vs Geylang at CCK stadium on thursday. The tickets only cost 1 buck each cos we were students, and they even gave free ice cream for each ticket purchased. That is like the cheapest entertainment Ive seen for damn long.
After waiting outside the gates for like 30 minutes for that stupid berge to arrive and missing 49 seconds of the match, he finally arrived and we rushed in to grab our seats in quite a packed stadium. And contary to our expectations the match was actually quite good.
Geylang drew first blood thru some thai dude called Pittipong or as bonks would call him "Pretty bonks". Then while berge and bonks were busy staring at some male cheerleader, Alexander Duric levelled with a predatory strike not unlike that of Van Nistelrooy. Then SAFFC scored again when Noor Ali(whos like 3 heads shorter than Duric) was pulled down in the area.
Then Pittipong went crazy and like went thru 4 SAFFC defenders to shoot past Adi Saleh in the SAFFC goal who sadly like touched the ball 3 times in the entire match(all 3 times to pick the ball up from the back of the net). Apparently John WIlkinson then scored another goal in identical fashion but i din see cos i was distracted by two small boys playing with a rubber ball at the steps below us. SAFFC needed to win to keep their title hopes alive and this was reflected by the SAFFC dude behind us who started shouting damn loudly at the referee.(both me and bereg concluded that he betted on the match)

Anyway in the end duric only managed to score one more so they bid farewell to their title hopes. In all it was a damn nice match with good displays of skill, espcially by the Nigerian guy in SAFFC called Greg Nwokolo whos damn good at dribbling.

Moral of the story? Go watch an Sleague match one of these days, you wont regret it cos its really worth it supporting SIngapore soccer. Just dont go watch Paya Lebar or SInchi or sthg like that and you'll probably enjoy it.

weird injuries

2005-10-21T22:03:00.000+08:00

Freak injury rules out Hammers keeper Carroll

West Ham goalkeeper Roy Carroll has been ruled out of Sunday's Premiership clash with Middlesbrough after injuring his knee in a freak training-ground accident.

The Northern Ireland international was collecting balls from a goal when his foot was caught in the net, leading to the problem and giving Shaka Hislop his first start of the season following his return to Upton Park from Portsmouth in the summer.

Stephen Bywater has also been recalled from his loan spell at Coventry as cover for Hislop, while at the other end of the pitch Jeremie Aliadiere will not be in the squad as the on-loan Arsenal forward, continues his recovery from a hernia operation.

Here we look at some other bizarre injuries sustained by players over the years.

RIO FERDINAND: During his spell at Leeds the England defender managed to pick up a tendon strain in his knee watching television. Ferdinand had his foot up on a coffee table for a number of hours and ended up injuring a tendon behind his knee.

RICHARD WRIGHT: The Everton goalkeeper faced most of the summer on the sidelines after damaging his shoulder falling through a loft as he was trying to pack away his suitcases.

SEAN FLYNN: The then Kidderminster captain suffered a broken nose, busted lip and bruised toes after tripping over his son's toy cars.

DAVE BEASANT: The veteran goalkeeper managed to rule himself out for eight weeks in 1993 when he dropped a bottle of salad cream on his foot, severing the tendon in his big toe.

SANTIAGO CANIZARES: The Spain goalkeeper missed the 2002 World Cup after accidentally shattering a bottle of aftershave in his hotel sink. A piece of glass fell on his foot, severing a tendon in his big toe.

KASEY KELLER: The American international knocked out his front teeth while pulling his golf clubs out of the boot of his car.

ALAN WRIGHT: The diminutive former Aston Villa full-back strained his knee by stretching to reach the accelerator in his new Ferrari. He subsequently swapped the sports car for a Rover 416.

DAVID JAMES: The England goalkeeper once pulled a muscle in his back when reaching for the television remote control and the keen angler also tweaked his shoulder when trying to land a monster carp.

STEVE MORROW: The former Northern Ireland defender broke his collarbone after falling off the shoulders of Tony Adams while celebrating the 1993 League Cup final win against Sheffield Wednesday.

ALEX STEPNEY: In 1975 the Manchester United goalkeeper Alex Stepney dislocated his jaw while shouting at his defenders during a match against Birmingham.

CHIC BRODIE: The Brentford goalkeeper's career came to an abrupt end in October 1970 when he collided with a sheepdog which had run onto the pitch. Brodie shattered his kneecap while the dog got the ball. ``The dog might have been a small one, but it just happened to be a solid one,'' he reflected.

SVEIN GRONDALEN: The Norway defender had to withdraw from an international during the 1970s after colliding with a moose while out jogging.

ALAN MULLERY: The England star missed the 1964 tour of South America after injuring his back while brushing his teeth.

DAVID BATTY: The former Leeds and Blackburn midfielder managed to re-injure his Achilles tendon when he was run over by his toddler on a tricycle.

DARREN BARNARD: The former Barnsley midfielder was sidelined for five months with a torn knee ligament after he slipped in a puddle of his puppy's urine on the kitchen floor.

LEE HODGES: The then Barnet player slipped on a bar of soap in the shower and wrenched his groin.

CHARLIE GEORGE: Arsenal's 1971 FA Cup hero managed to cut off his toe with a lawnmower.

MISTAR: The Indonesian footballer was killed aged just 25 by a stampede of pigs which overran his team's training pitch in 1995.

why gp should be abolished

2005-10-18T23:25:00.000+08:00

1. because it requires you to explain the answer damn specifically to the point where its quite pointless. Like how they ask you whats the irony in this statement blah blah blah. wth its ironic cos its ironic la in the real world who in the right frame of mind would ask you to explain an ironic sentence.
2. because the stupid marking teacher thinks that only amatuers can take part in the olympics and thus denied us of our 45/50 for berge's,teo's and my brilliantly written professional sport essay.
3. because its so bloody hard to get an a
5. cos not all of us want to be lawyers when we grow up.
6. cos poor people like kai dunno the meaning of controversial
7. cos poor people like angst dunno the meaning of crack
8. because i got lower than chinks

pleasepleaseplease

2005-10-16T22:33:00.000+08:00

...let me be innnn

and no benny u cannot have my nano

i love you

2005-10-15T15:37:00.000+08:00

...my new ipod nano! heeheehee

If you're having a bad day

2005-10-15T03:19:00.000+08:00

Imagine this..
You're a siamese twin.
Your brother, attached at your shoulder is gay.
You're not.
He has a date coming over.

You only have one ass.

i am not lazy

2005-10-15T00:19:00.000+08:00

to prove that im not lazy..i'm blogging! anyway post promo period is really really really really really boring i have nothing to do at home except stone away. so since i got nothing to write about i shall talk about my day...today i went out with some of my classmates and we watched goal and ate fish n co and played pool..oh heeheehee i am getting my nano tmr yay (:

on a more serious note i think somE ppl should learn to take all things in life less seriously (aha how ironic) and stop viewing every single thing that comes as a test of who you are and as a indicator of your strength or weakness - and stress and moan over it because you (think you) screwed it up.. cos you're afraid it'll have a negative effect/repercussion/whatever on your future, no matter how infinitesimally small. stuff like doing well for promos or getting into o-team or getting that scholarship isn't the ultimate goal in life. if it is, then i suppose your vision is terribly terribly narrow.

because pong is too lazy..

2005-10-12T23:51:00.000+08:00

im blogging again!
that lazy boy is letting this blog die..we're supposed to blog in turns but he says he has nothing to blog about. quite true la but i'll find sthg to blog about.
we played tennis and soccer today in the crazy afternoon sun. Now im damn sunburnt and im as red as angst's face is when he witnesses korean golfing sensations.
IHC volleyball tmr! hullett is going to die because teo isnt taking part aha but in his absence i'll put in a strong performance to win glory for hullett.
Getting results back tmr but im not really thinking about it. Hopefully everyone does well and we can all go take 2 s papers.

Oh well im still waiting for England vs Poland..dunno if i should watch cos i'll end up like sum zombie tmr. In the meantime im going to continue stoning online.

Btw check this out:
http://www.hlcomic.com/view.php?date=2005-10-07
damn funny if u've played hl 2 before ahaha..thanks to our dearest berge for the link. apparently hes playing too many games and not studying(not that he needs to)
and hes even going to start playing gta san andreas!! Can u imagine it: 30 years down the road when u see berge gesticulating wildly on tv promoting his latest discovery that will change the world..u'll be slouching in ur armchair cradling ur grandson telling him: ahaha i know this fei..he used to play some violent game where u run people over and steal their cars when he was young

its over

2005-10-09T10:46:00.000+08:00

and just as everyone says it doesnt really feel like its over. for some reason the promos din really feel like exams at all but im not complaining. and now we have a grand total of 3 more days to relax before we have to go back to school for pw and more lectures and tutorials. fantastic.
Anyway, in these 3 days since the end of promos i havent really done anything. Not used to going home and realising that I'm not obliged to take out a file and start mugging it lol. And theres nothing much to do at home other than play pes/watch movies so im getting bored. We should all get out and go play soccer or sthg yea.
Watched goal on thursday despite my strong insistence on watching corpse bride. Goal was alrite..the soccer was more realistic for sure, and like 1/3 of it consisted of EPL footage. The plot was a bit unbelievable tho, unless you have Yorke's skill or something u dun get into the first team like 2 months after going for trials lol.
Then after econs mcq on friday went to cine where we watched into the blue. It was a rubbish show wif the exception of Jessica Alba, and of course i would rather have watched corpse bride for its deep plot but no the horny berge/hanxu and chinks decided that they would prefer into the blue. In the end we had fun watching teh shark bite off half of Ashley Scotts leg and some nice Alba scenes.
Aha and speaking about horny I haven even mentioned Angst. Hes the reason why we spent like 1 hr wandering ard Cine. Check out team-b for more details.

And yesterday I had my taekwondo grading! Went fine.. I wasnt too nervous or anything just that in the middle of one of my 360 degrees jumping turning kick i forgot the direction i was supposed to kick at and just stood there for a split second..
While i was waiting together wif all the other candidates there was sum super super weird guy sitting in front of me. He kept tapping the guy beside him and asking him "pattern no 7??(Then he would make a number 7 sign wif his 2 hands and push it into the guys face) The block is like that? or like that?" and all sorts of weird qns. In the end the guy got fedup and stopped answering him. And so he turned around and started asking me instead. After like 5 minutes i was super sian so i just nodded at everything he said. Then after the guy in charge gathered us and said good morning before the briefing, that weirdo actually shouted "good morning!" Like wth?? so anyway we started saying the taekwondo pledge and of course the weirdo was like speaking at full volume amongst all of us who were more like muttering.

Then we prepared to spar. So that weirdo's group was preparing and he got up and started kicking left and right while everyone was giving him weird stares. Then he started making a damn fierce face, baring his teeth and chopping the air. And in the middle of that he almost hit one of the helpers who proceeded to give him one of the weirdest looks Ive ever seen lol.

Ah and thats what happened over this few days now that the promos are over i promise to blog a lot more definitely more than the lazy pong.

08 October 2005

2005-10-08T11:00:00.000+08:00

promos are finally over...but somehow there isn't the release, the escape you feel when exams are over..only difference is that there's dota again ^^ stoned around in school pretty much the whole day yesterday, and its saturday morning now and i'm stoning again at home. it feels weird to be at home instead of in school studying, i've been spending the most part of the past month in school the whole day until like 10+, even on saturdays and sundays ^^

anyhow promos wasn't that bad, could have been worse especially for econs so i'm not complaining alot..just give me my phys chem s pls

Sydney FC storm back to clinch points in Perth

2005-10-06T22:38:00.000+08:00

tribalfootball.com - October 2, 2005

Sydney FC stormed back from being a goal down at halftime to win at Perth Glory 2-1 in front of the biggest crowd of the season for Members Equity stadium.

Almost 14,000 fans saw Bobby Despotovski nod Glory ahead just before halftime after a fizzing cross from the impressive Jamie Coyne.

The Glory could have gone 2-0 up before the break, but former Middlesbrough centre-forward Brian Deane hooked his effort over Sydney's crossbar.

Sydney were level only minutes into the second-half as Sasho Petrovski took advantage of a mad scramble in Glory's area following a free-kick. It was Petrovski's first goal since his call-up for Australia's World Cup qualifying squad last month.

Strike-partner Dwight Yorke joined Despotovski at the top the A-League's scoring charts with his fourth of the season as he FINISHED SUPERBLY with 25 minutes remaining to make it two wins on the bounce for Sydney away from Aussie stadium.

"I think we played as a unit and we saw a real team today," Sydney coach Pierre Littbarski told AAP. "I told people we needed four or five games to get a rhythm - now we have found our formation."

Queensland Roar fans love Yorke

2005-10-06T22:37:00.000+08:00

tribalfootball.com - September 26, 2005

While Queensland Roar officials cranked up the State of Origin rivalry with Sydney FC, there was no mistaking who the record crowd came out to see on Friday night.

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Sydney striker and captain for the evening Dwight Yorke didn't reach the visitors dressing room at Suncorp stadium until 35 minutes after the final whistle as he happily signed autographs for scores of fans - young and old alike.

"I'm happy to do it," said Yorke as he made sure everyone who wanted his signature received it. Even once he was in the changerooms, officials held him up from getting changed with armfuls of thunder sticks to sign.

"No problem, I'll do it now," replied Yorke, who without any protection from the referee had been kicked from pillar to post by the Roar players.

Sydney coach Littbarski: More to come from Yorke

2005-10-06T22:31:00.000+08:00

tribalfootball.com - October 1, 2005

Sydney FC Coach Pierre Littbarski has sent out an ominous warning to the other seven Hyundai A-League clubs by declaring the in form Dwight Yorke is yet to reach his potential in a Sydney FC shirt.

Yorke has proved his worth already in the A-League, scoring three goals in four matches, and has also thrown himself into his work, illustrated by his effort in setting up Andrew Packer for the opening goal against the Central Coast two weeks ago.

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Critics of bringing the former Manchester United striker to Australia have fallen silent but Littbarski believes he will get even better.

"I think we will see an even better Dwight Yorke in the coming weeks and matches," Littbarski said. "When he came to us he had not played a lot of matches and he had to work very hard on his fitness, which he has done.

"He has been doing well but I think we have not seen the best of Dwight yet. We are just starting to learn to play better as a team and we showed a lot of improvement against Queensland (Roar) last weekend.

"When we improve as a team he will be better also."

Yorke will take his place in an unchanged Sydney FC line up for tomorrow night's (Saturday) clash with Perth Glory at Members Equity Stadium.

Wednesday 28 September 2005

2005-09-28T20:41:00.000+08:00

and so it begins...

tomorrow's the start of promos and its gp first..and thanks to my great gp teacher i have absolutely no idea how to go about studying for gp..dont even have anything to read except gp bull which is bullshit in my opinion..the essays are all super zai but how are you supposed to learn by reading only?

i dont feel very well prepared this time around, somehow everything's been going in on one side and going out the other..i just dont seem to remember anything i've studied -_- and i still havent started on econs yet..its really time to start i guess

and so thats the last update from me until promos end..sorry to all our faithful fans and avid readers, dont miss us too much - dont worry we'll be back in 10 days time!

take me out of the blue
simply by showing that you love me too

19 September 2005

2005-09-20T00:55:00.000+08:00

halo eveyrone because jian is joyfully too busy with *AHEM* other people other than his friends, he has no time to carm en blog and so the heavy responsibility of keeping this blog alive now falls on my strong shoulders (: anyway for some reason the template has no date so i made the date the title in case any of u were wondering..

studying has really..i dunno..dampened? these few weeks really..everyday you just see people sitting around revising after school. for some reason i'm inclined to do so too, out of peer pressure i suppose. and so its back to studying again....

westlife - if i let you go ** old song, but still nice

day after day
time pass away
and i just cant get you off my mind
nobody knows
i hide it inside
i keep on searching but I can´t find
the courage to show
to letting you know
ive never felt so much love before
and once i'm thinking about
taking the easy way out

but if i let you go
i will never know
what my life would be
holding you close to me
will i ever see
you smiling back at me
how will i know
if i let you go

night after night
i hear myself say
why cant this feeling just fade away
theres no one like you
y0u speak to my heart
its such a shame we're worlds apart
im too shy to ask
im too proud to lose
but sooner or later i gotta choose
and once again im thinking about
taking the easy way out

but if i let you go
i will never know
what my life would be
holding you close to me
will i ever see
you smiling back at me
how will i know
if i let you go

im back!

2005-09-18T16:32:00.000+08:00

halo everyone i am back after an agonizing 5 days without a computer (: wa 64mb and 256 mb really got alot of difference my resolution is so much clearer noww..so sad i got no dota so cannot put my new graphics card to proper use ): anyway yet another week has passed and we're only two weeks away from promos..and i havent started on econs yet..gg to me

ok bye everyone time for atomic structure

Typical brilliance

2005-09-18T13:40:00.000+08:00

Dwight Yorke scores again in Australia

Former Manchester United striker Dwight Yorke scored his third goal of the new A-League season but it was not enough to save Sydney FC from defeat.

Yorke equalised in the 72nd minute against the Central Coast Mariners at Aussie Stadium but an injury-time goal by captain Noel Spencer gave the visitors a 3-2 win.

Yorke, who had been a substitute in Sydney FC's last A-League game, a 2-1 loss to the Newcastle Jets, found the back of the net when Ufuk Talay threaded a perfect through ball to his feet and he made no mistake.

The first half had begun well for the home side when Yorke produced a typical piece of wizardry in the 13th minute to enable Andrew Packer to open the scoring.

But Central Coast led 2-1 at half-time through a penalty by Stewart Petrie in the 18th minute and a powerful strike by Andre Gumprecht 10 minutes before the interval.

Yorke was sensational at times for Sydney FC and combined well with midfielders David Carney, Packer, Talay and former Northern Ireland Under-21 captain and QPR apprentice Terry McFlynn.

I quote: "Dwight Yorke scores again" - whats new
"typical piece of wizardry"-hes so brilliant everything is typical
"Yorke was sensational!"-well thats why hes called Yorke
"combined well"-not only does he have individual brilliance he has out of the world team work

mug mug mug

2005-09-18T02:27:00.000+08:00

ahh its 2.30 at night and im braindead
all i see is partial fractions floating all over on my paper
anyway chelsea just beat charlton 2-0 and im very sad cos that means bad things for both Man U and my fantasy football team.
Anyway i think i'll wait until after promos before i start changing the blog.
In the meantime i want to go play soccer! Ahh should have gone to school on saturday to mug and play soccer too bad i woke up at 11am. In the end i just ended up stoning at home and not accomplishing anything.

October 7-When flick turns to pastry

change is the only constant

2005-09-13T23:55:00.000+08:00

cliches aside its a time to rejoice! pong has finally agreed to change the blog title and in approximately a few days this blog will have a new name! in the meantime pong is slacking cos the graphics card of his com is screwed so you wont be seeing any new posts from him. and from me too cos im too lazy to blog anymore

what this blog should be called

2005-09-09T22:22:00.000+08:00

hi early visitors will remember that this blog used to be called pastrywithafilling.
after countless nights of tossing and turning on my bed, ive decided that it was a better title after all. as such we shall have a poll to decide which is a more suitable title, pastrywithafilling or alittleflick. please tag and tell me your choice ok?? thank youu

gravitation is dumbb.

2005-09-07T23:39:00.000+08:00

life nowadays is rather boring its just mugging and mugging for promos..which somehow have alot of important on our future so..mug lor ^^ studying in school is rather productive..except when cheese is around because he disturbs everyone..teo and benny joined us today for the first time and we played tennis and soccer and vball too...vball is a sadistic sport u just make ur arms very painful and sore..wow i wrote such a long sentence with so many ...s huanna says this means im trying to slow the pace of the story. ok so i shall quicken the pace. by having alot of sentences. but i got nothing else to say. hmm. oh ya btw raisa is very friendly and not fierce. because she lent me her physics tys..sorry raisa you had to walk back and take it cos of me =p oh and chinks is very zsqy.

theres nothing to blog about

2005-09-07T00:48:00.000+08:00

cos all i've been doing is mugging and sleeping my life away. i suppose it'll remain this way until promos are over then finally there'll be something to do that breaks the monotony of this boring/endless mugging.
anyway the whole day today was spent at home stoning. i think i'll go to school tommroow so that i can actually make some progress on my work and leave the many many many distractions at home behind.
on a happier note chinks yabbie and pong righted a wrong for me when they confronted raisa today at school lol. but chinks sent me a picture that just destroyed my ego :(. lets just say that my supply of visual sugar-coated treats is rapidly dwindling.
damn tired now im going to sleep soon good nitee

how do i live without youu

2005-09-05T22:27:00.000+08:00

ok i really uninstalled dota last night so now im dota-less..oh my dear dota how do i live without you...anyway today i feel very productive i completed almost all of physics and most of chem already thankss (:

how do I
get through one night without you?
Io I had to live without you
What kind of life would that be?

and tell me now
how do I live without you?
I want to know,
how do I breathe without you?

my precious dota..^^

Mouse loves rice(so does berge)

2005-09-05T01:46:00.000+08:00

ahaha english translation of laoshu ai da mi damn funny
oh btw bonks tried to sing the chinese version at some dinner. lets just say it didnt sound very nice..
http://www.f130.net/flash/music4757.htm

2005-09-04T21:49:00.000+08:00

lol this quiz sounds fun

CURRENT

Current mood :: bored too
Current music :: The Shins - Saint Simon
Current taste :: um..Coke
Current hair :: messy but not as bad as berge's standard
Current clothes :: Bermudas and a towel draped around my neck
Current annoyance :: gp essay but i just finished it
Current smell :: nothing
Current thing I ought to be doing :: mugging
Current desktop picture :: Rachel Mcadams
Current favorite band :: Coldplay/Good Charlotte
Current book :: um..Virtua Tennis game faq
Current cd in stereo :: dun use cds
Current crush :: lots of eye candies lol
Current favorite celeb :: Rachel Mcadams/Felicia Chin(Does Yorke count as a celeb)
Current hate :: mugging for promos

DO I

Smoke? :: no
Have a dream that keeps coming back? :: ya used to have when i was young, a dream of my mother telling me to go out wif her then when i get to the door shes gone
Read the newspaper? :: yes but only the sports section
Have any gay or lesbian friends? :: probably
Believe in miracles? :: yes
Believe it's possible to remain faithful forever? :: yes
Consider yourself tolerant of others? :: ya
Consider love a mistake? :: dun think so
Like the taste of alcohol? :: hate it
Have a favorite candy? :: mentos
Believe in astrology? :: nope
Believe in magic? :: nope but aardwolf tells me there is
Have any pets? :: nope haha but got 4 pet soccer balls
Go to or plan to go to college? :: at the fantastic Raffles Junior College
Have any piercings? :: no
Have an obsession? :: ya whenever i start playing a game i get obsessed wif it
Have a secret crush? :: nope
Do they know yet? :: nope
Care about looks? :: ya who doesnt

LOVE LIFE

Ever been in love? :: nope
Do you believe in love at first sight? :: nope but theres always that first sight thing that makes u want to find out more about the girl
Do you believe in "the one?" :: ya why not

JUICY STUFF

Have you ever played a game that required removal of clothing? :: ya whenever we play soccer on astro we need to take off our shoes
Have you ever been intoxicated? :: no way i hate alcohol
Height :: i think its 172 but anyway im taller than berge

LAST THING YOU

Bought :: umm..my handphone casing
Ate :: betty crockers homemade cookies
Drank :: water/coke
Read :: the gp essay i just wrote
Watched on tv :: i think its france vs faroe

EITHER/ OR

club or houseparty :: houseparty
cats or dogs :: dog
single or taken :: either is fine
pen or pencil :: pencil
gloves or mittens :: gloves
food or candy :: candy
cassette or cd :: cd
coke or pepsi :: coke
this or that :: this

WHO DO YOU WANT TO

Kill :: no one im a peaceloving guy

LAST PERSON YOU

Talked to :: my brother
Hugged :: my pillow
Instant messaged :: pong

WHERE DO YOU

Eat :: anywhere but i like macs cos of double cheeseburgers
Wish you were :: sleeping

HAVE YOU EVER

Dated one of your best friends? :: nope
Loved somebody so much it makes you cry? :: nope
Broken the law? :: ya i took out a tile frm a road
Run away from home? :: thought of
Broken a bone? :: no
Played Truth Or Dare? :: ya
Kissed someone you didn't know? :: wth
Been in a fight? :: yup
Come close to dying? :: doubt so

WHAT IS

The most embarrassing CD in your collection? :: avril but thats my only cd
What's your bedroom like? :: damn damn damn small. and its shared wif my brother. and its messy. and full of wires.
Your favorite thing for breakfast? :: chicken pie.
Your favorite restaurant? :: macs cos of their double cheeseburger
What do you eat when you raid the fridge late at night? :: theres usually nothing to eat in my fridge
What is your secret guaranteed weeping movie? :: only cried once during a movie and that was when i was damn young
What is your biggest fear? :: failure in life
What feature are you most insecure about? :: lots of things
Do you ever have to beg? :: sometimes
Are you a pyromaniac? :: i like fire its cool but i dont like getting burnt
Do you know anyone famous? :: ya i know berge thats equivalent to knowing a future president scholar cum singapore's hicham el guerrouj cum man hunt winner
Describe your bed :: covered in worksheets, messy
Spontaneous or plain? :: spontaneous
Do you know how to play poker? :: yah..*pokepoke*
What do you carry with you at all times? :: handphone wallet palm
How do you drive? :: step on the accelerator and turn the steering wheel
What do you miss most about being little? :: no need to mug
Are you happy with your given name? :: quite
How much money would it take to get you to absolutely give up the Internet for one year? :: the amount of money bill gates has to the power of the avogadro's constant
What color is your bedroom? :: white
Do you like yourself and believe in yourself? :: i dun mind myself but i wouldnt mind improving either. and well belief its slowly seeping away
Do you think you're cute? :: nope
Do poor, homeless, or starving people sometimes annoy you? :: not really
Do you consider yourself to be a nice person? :: well i hope other ppl find me nice
Do you spend more time with your girlfriend, boyfriend, or your friends? :: same as pong/teo
You ever been caught "doing something?" :: doing what

2005-09-04T20:01:00.000+08:00

halo everyone sory for not blogging for two days but i have no idea what to blog about so i shall blog about my wonderful sunday which i spent mostly with....marcus. so anyway we went to toa payoh with the intention of studying at first but after eating lunch we decided to visit boon kiak at the cc to watch him play his game and then we saw him own his opponent without sweating.... so anyway after that we went to safra to play our game den we waited super long before finally playing our game den after that i came home and here i ammm. what a boring day..ok since im so bored and i have nothing else to do i will do the quiz dat jian aksed me to do..

CURRENT

Current mood :: bored
Current music :: tong hua by guang liang
Current taste :: durian
Current hair :: normal
Current clothes :: er billabong tshirt and ri shorts
Current annoyance ::
Current smell :: durian
Current thing I ought to be doing :: studying
Current desktop picture :: 4Q photo
Current favorite band :: person not counted as band right..then westlife la all of a sudden i started downl..er buying all their old songs (:
Current book :: not book la but i'm reading CIRCULAR MOTION by MR KAMEL
Current cd in stereo :: mixed i burn one ^^
Current crush :: no comment
Current favorite celeb :: dont have
Current hate :: dont have any im not a hateful person (:

DO I

Smoke? :: no
Have a dream that keeps coming back? :: not really but these few days i keep dreaming of the same thing
Read the newspaper? :: yes
Have any gay or lesbian friends? :: i suppose so ^^
Believe in miracles? :: yes
Believe it's possible to remain faithful forever? :: yes
Consider yourself tolerant of others? :: relatively
Consider love a mistake? :: haha not when you're in it (:
Like the taste of alcohol? :: i dont mindd
Have a favorite candy? :: ya i like sherbets
Believe in astrology? :: no
Believe in magic? :: no
Have any pets? :: yah
Go to or plan to go to college? :: yah
Have any piercings? :: no
Have an obsession? :: no
Have a secret crush? :: ah this one i duno0
Do they know yet? :: nothing to know so how to know
Care about looks? :: ya who doesnt..but character > looks

LOVE LIFE

Ever been in love? :: i suppose so
Do you believe in love at first sight? :: yes definitely
Do you believe in "the one?" :: no i dont believe in jose mourinho ^^ but anyway yes i do

JUICY STUFF

Have you ever played a game that required removal of clothing? :: nooo
Have you ever been intoxicated? :: no
Height :: NO COMMENT WHAT KIND OF UNSENSITIVE QUESTION IS THIS

LAST THING YOU

Bought :: twister fries
Ate :: durian
Drank :: water
Read :: team-x.blogspot.com ^^
Watched on tv :: formula 1 italian grand prix

EITHER/ OR

club or houseparty :: houseparty
cats or dogs :: dogs
single or taken :: er
pen or pencil :: pencil
gloves or mittens :: gloves
food or candy :: candy
cassette or cd :: cd
coke or pepsi :: pepsi
this or that :: that

WHO DO YOU WANT TO

Kill :: YABBIE HE SUX

LAST PERSON YOU

Talked to :: my dadd
Hugged :: my bolster
Instant messaged :: jian

WHERE DO YOU

Eat :: er..duno in school mostly
Wish you were :: anywhere as long i'm with ______

HAVE YOU EVER

Dated one of your best friends? :: hurhur no i'm not gay
Loved somebody so much it makes you cry? :: no..why will you cry anyway
Broken the law? :: yah i suppose so if you count vadalism
Run away from home? :: no
Broken a bone? :: no
Played Truth Or Dare? :: yah
Kissed someone you didn't know? :: hurhur no!!
Been in a fight? :: yah
Come close to dying? :: not that i know

WHAT IS

The most embarrassing CD in your collection? :: i only have 4 cds in my collection to start with and i like all of them
What's your bedroom like? :: small. and messy.
Your favorite thing for breakfast? :: waffle crisp!
Your favorite restaurant? :: er that buffet restaurant at some hotel i forgot the name
What do you eat when you raid the fridge late at night? :: whatever's in it
What is your secret guaranteed weeping movie? :: dont have i dont cry because of a movie
What is your biggest fear? :: rejection?
What feature are you most insecure about? :: NO COMMENT
Do you ever have to beg? :: no
Are you a pyromaniac? :: pyromaniac is scared fire or crazy about fire? er im not scared of fire but im not crazy over it..
Do you know anyone famous? :: no
Describe your bed :: er..soft and comfortable
Spontaneous or plain? :: spontaneous
Do you know how to play poker? :: yah..*pokepoke*
What do you carry with you at all times? :: handphone wallet keys
How do you drive? :: i dont drive
What do you miss most about being little? :: being stress free andbeing able to run around all day without getting tired
Are you happy with your given name? :: yah
How much money would it take to get you to absolutely give up the Internet for one year? :: just pay for me to keep myself occupied for one year like go on many many expeditions and adventures around the world
What color is your bedroom? :: bluee
Do you like yourself and believe in yourself? :: i suppose you have to even though it sounds ego..cos if you dont..who will?
Do you think you're cute? :: hurhurhur no
Do poor, homeless, or starving people sometimes annoy you? :: yes
Do you consider yourself to be a nice person? :: yes of course im very nice
Do you spend more time with your girlfriend, boyfriend, or your friends? :: i duno i got no gf
You ever been caught "doing something?" :: doing what

yawn

2005-09-04T01:42:00.000+08:00

its 2am and im sitting at my com trying to figure out oscillations. unluckily its my first time reading the notes thanks to the many naps i enjoyed during chan lei ping's lectures, so i'm not exactly making progress. sigh promos are getting closer its time to start mugging real real real hard.

If WW II was an online rts

2005-09-02T22:46:00.000+08:00

*Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.*
*Eisenhower has joined the game.*
*paTTon has joined the game.*
*Churchill has joined the game.*
*benny-tow has joined the game.*
*T0J0 has joined the game.*
*Roosevelt has joined the game.*
*Stalin has joined the game.*
*deGaulle has joined the game.*
Roosevelt: hey sup
T0J0: y0
Stalin: hi
Churchill: hi
Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks!
paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks
T0JO: lol
Roosevelt: o this fockin sucks i got a depression!
benny-tow: haha america sux
Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool?
Hitler[AoE]; sure whatever
Stalin: cool
deGaulle: **** Hitler rushed some1 help
Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy
Roosevelt: i dont got **** to help, sry
Churchill: wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me
Roosevelt: get antiair guns
Churchill: i cant afford them
benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is?
paTTon: stfu
Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys
deGaulle: eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick
Eisenhower: i cant do **** til rosevelt gives me an army
paTTon: yah hurry the fock up
Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded
deGaulle: this is fockin weak u guys suck
*deGaulle has left the game.*
Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k?
benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair?
benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head?
Hitler[AoE]: ROFLMAO
T0J0: lol o no america im comin 4 u
Roosevelt: wtf! thats bullsh1t u fags im gunna kick ur asses
T0JO: not without ur harbors u wont! lol
Roosevelt: u little biotch ill get u
Hitler[AoE]: wtf
Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge fockin army
Hitler[AoE]: thats bullsh1t u hacker
Churchill: lol no more france for u hitler
Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me!
T0J0: wtf u want me to do, im on the other side of the world retard
Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path
Stalin: WTF u arsshoel! WE HAD A FoCKIN TRUCE
Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol
benny-tow: haha
benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im gonna need help in italy soon sum1
T0J0: o **** i cant help u i got my hands full
Hitler[AoE]: im 2 busy 2 help
Roosevelt: yah thats right ***** im comin for ya
Stalin: church help me
Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here
Stalin: dont be an arss
Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late
Eisenhower: LOL
benny-tow: hahahh oh sh1t help
Hitler: o man ur focked
paTTon: oh what now biotch
Roosevelt: whos the cripple now lol
*benny-tow has been eliminated.*
benny-tow: lame
Roosevelt: gj patton
paTTon: thnx
Hitler[AoE]: WTF eisenhower hax hes killing all my sh1t
Hitler[AoE]: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record
Eisenhower: Nuts!
benny~tow: wtf that mean?
Eisenhower: meant to say nutsack lol finger slipped
paTTon: coming to get u hitler u paper hanging hun cocksocker
Stalin: rofl
T0J0: HAHAHHAA
Hitler[AoE]: u guys are fockin gay
Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city
*Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated.*
benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself
Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL
Stalin: OMG LMAO!
Hitler[AoE]: WTF i didnt click there omg this game blows
*Hitler[AoE] has left the game*
paTTon: hahahhah
T0J0: WTF my teammates are n00bs
benny~tow: shut up noob
Roosevelt: haha wut a moron
paTTon: wtf am i gunna do now?
Eisenhower: yah me too
T0J0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol
Eisenhower: fock u
paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie
Stalin: go to hell lol
paTTon: fock this sh1t im goin afk
Eisenhower: yah this is gay
*Roosevelt has left the game.*
Hitler[AoE]: wtf?
Eisenhower: sh1t now we need some1 to join
*tru_m4n has joined the game.*
tru_m4n: hi all
T0J0: hey
Stalin: sup
Churchill: hi
tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff!
tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY **** I GOT NUKES
Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz
tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple
Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets
T0J0: wtf is nukes?
T0J0: holy ****holy****hoyl****!
*T0J0 has been eliminated.*
*The Allied team has won the game!*
Eisenhower: awesome!
Churchill: gg noobs no re
T0J0: thats bull**** u fockin suck
*T0J0 has left the game.*
*Eisenhower has left the game.*
Stalin: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me for ****
Churchill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway dumbarss
tru_m4n: l8r all
benny~tow: bye
Churchill: l8r
Stalin: fock u all
tru_m4n: shut up commie lol
*tru_m4n has left the game.*
benny~tow: lololol u commie
Churchill: ROFL
Churchill: bye commie
*Churchill has left the game.*
*benny~tow has left the game.*
Stalin: i hate u all fags
*Stalin has left the game.*
paTTon: lol no1 is left
paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep
*paTTon has been eliminated.*
paTTon: o sh1t!
*paTTon has left the game.*

no more dota

2005-09-02T00:47:00.000+08:00

promos are in 28 days!!1 time to stop playing and start mugging..ive just finished deleting my wc3 so i wont dota anymore until after promos. anyway last night/this morning was spent playing mahjong wif cheese rayner dona..and rayner's luck was like holy shit la. so we ended at like 6+ in the morning and i slept until 2+..played lots of dota and watched tv and studied nothing..i think i'll stay back in school after chem remedial tmr to studyy and get some work done.

我愿变成童话里
你爱的那个天使
张开双手变成翅膀守护你

tired

2005-09-01T23:49:00.000+08:00

went to comex today with berge..din buy much other than some lousy skin for my handphone and sum super cheap/outdated thumbboard for my palm.
the exhibition itself was quite sian cos there werent any cool new products so we were just walking ard the place seeing the same things like memory cards and mp3 players all over the place. oh and the damn place was so damn damn damn crowded that you can get stuck in an aisle for like 5 minutes while ppl mill ard u. and thats on thursday at 2 pm during working hours..so u can imagine how crowded it will get during the wkends. i was so tired during the trip that i almost fell asleep against sum temporary wall while berge was shopping for his mp3 player. In the end he did get it but of course not before getting distracted by some other stuff that appealed to him more :p.

after that i went home and din do any work as usual. lots of aardwolf and pes. this is bad i think i need to enter intensive mugging mode soon. this is bad maybe i'll go mug in school after the physics makeup lesson that we have. and for anyone that asks we have this stupid makeup lesson thats supposed to last for half an hour and cover 3 tutorial questions or sthg during our day off cos the lazy girls in our class voted to have it on friday. so now i cant spend the day sleeping anymore. sigh. ok im damn tired now im going to sleep good nite !!

Jose and his technicolour overcoat

2005-09-01T00:14:00.000+08:00

In case you cant make out the lyrics:

I close my eyes, and stand there grinning (woah-oh),
we can't stop winning (woah-oh), you'd be grinning too.

When I first came (when he first came), I was de-lighted (woah-oh),
Could've managed united (woah-oh),any team will do.

I wore my coat (he wears his coat), the world is merry (woah-oh),
I've got John Terry (woah-oh) and Drogba too..

I switch them round (he switches round),they all are hating (woah-oh)
but I like rotating (woah-oh), any team will do.

A corner kick, is just enough, a little flick from Damian Duff,
the ball flies right into the net and we are one nil up...

May I return (may I return), to the beginning (woah-oh),
it's so easy winning (woah-oh), when your team is blue.

We can't go wrong (we can't go wrong), I am in heav-en (woah-oh)
playing whatever eleven (woah-oh), any team will do!!

soccer overdose

2005-08-31T22:10:00.000+08:00

Today was a damn damn tiring day.
First we had teachers day celebrations in the hall. Being damn tired i was planning to sleep my way through it, but berge forcibly dragged me out of that nice sleeping place to the photocopying shop where he proceeded to spend 1 hr messing up the photocopying machine by trying to photocopy double sided and getting the paper jammed. Anyway by the time we got back the celebrations were just about ending, so we went to the stadium steps where we got ready for the Hullett vs teachers match.
Notable players on the teachers team included Hockey Tan, Jamie Reeves, Jason Teo, Dave SIm and even Francis Lau!
Anyway the match finished 1-1, Sunny and Kamel scoring in the first few and last few minutes of the match respectively. The sun was damn damn hot and like 3/4 thru the match me and teo were already dying. Anyway it was quite a fair result especially wif the teachers winning like virtually every single header(Jamie Reeves was like twice the height of benny)

After that we went to RI to play soccer! and the sun was still damn hot..im like damn red now after 3 hrs in the sun. Too bad i din get to see any teachers cos they were msotly gone by the time we got to ri. Anyway happy teachers day to all my past/present teachers! Miss Lye hope u enjoy ur huge turtle haha.

Then we went to j8 fj to eat where tok said a lot of rubbish -_-. but anyway it was a fun day la. in the mean time i'll setup my fantasy football team and woop teo. too bad theres no Australian league fantasy football if not i'll be winning everything just by choosing Yorke.

i always have trouble thinking of titles

2005-08-31T18:13:00.000+08:00

and so my post shall not have a title.

anyway our tagboard is up and working so please tag ok (: anw soccer today was hot and tiring even though i didnt run much my legs are like dead..the sun was damn crazily hot ^^. sadly didnt get to see alot of my old teachers..only saw tang and ermin..oh and chew siew keng looks damn different now almost couldnt recognise her..

and its only when you look back and you realise how much something means to you..going back to ri today brought back memories of times spent on the astroturf and in the classroom and in the canteen..and when we stood in/above the atrium singing our batch song, i just thought of the time when we were sec 1s and how we've changed over the years, and i realised that those days will never come again - life will never be the same.

the day when we will be grown has dawned.

[and its amazing how just two words can make your entire day (:

ahhhhhh

2005-08-31T00:31:00.000+08:00

ahhhhh holidays are hereee..but this just means more studying as promos come even closer ): anw on a brighter side we're going to play soccer on astro tmr!!11! havent played there for so long... oh yah btw happy teacher's day to all teachers (: ( ok most teachers anyway =/ ) ok dats all for today ive run out of things to say..bye!

Yorke stunner on debut

2005-08-31T00:29:00.000+08:00

Australian Football

Yorke value for money as Melbourne hold Sydney FC
tribalfootball.com - August 29, 2005

Sydney FC has drawn a thrilling opening round Hyundai A-League game 1-1 thanks to a Dwight Yorke goal against a determined Melbourne Victory side at a packed Aussie Stadium, lighting up the Hyundai A-League.

Star Sydney FC striker Yorke scored with just two minutes to go in the first half before electrifying Victory marksman Archie Thompson equalized in the 73rd minute.

The Hyundai A-League has promised a lot in the months preceding the opening game and the Sydney versus Melbourne match certainly delivered an entertaining and enterprising show to the record breaking crowd of 25,208.

Both teams had several chances in an end to end battle that had all the drama and excitement of a final.

Yorke was taken down off the ball by Melbourne defender Carl Recchia in just the third minute but recovered to showcase several signs of the brilliance that he was brought to Sydney for.

Yorke struck his killer blow in the 44th minute with a stunning header that gave the marquee player the honour of becoming the first Sydney FC goal scorer in the Hyundai A-League.

The goal came after Sydney FC Captain Mark Rudan fed Andrew Packer on the right side of the field before Packer cleverly evaded Kevin Muscat to begin a long run down the field.

Packer then sent a wonderful cross in to a diving Yorke whose header was far too good for Victory keeper Eugene Galekovic.

Fittingly Yorke's strike was right in front of the Sydney FC fan club "The Cove" and sent the excited faithful into a frenzy.

The goal was the only score of the first half although Melbourne had several great chances of their own via speedy striker Thompson.

Sydney FC goal keeper Clint Bolton made two vital saves with his legs after Thompson's raids on goal and the Victory's best chance came when Thompson hit the cross bar.

Overall Melbourne had four or five genuine first half chances to Sydney FC's three with Terry McFlynn's thundering strike that went wide from an Ufuk Talay corner the best.

Thompson troubled the Sydney FC back four all game had more chances in the second term before scoring the equalizer.

First it took a desperate deflection from Rudan and more brilliance from Bolton to keep Sydney FC in front.

Six minutes after the break Thompson burst into the box and let go with a shot that forced Rudan to push the ball out with Bolton seemingly beaten in goals.

Then in the 58th minute Thompson's diving header looked like the equalizer before a despairing dive from Bolton tipped the ball over the crossbar.

Fifteen minutes later Thompson was finally rewarded when his diving header to a Recchia cross from the right beat Bolton hands down and ensured both sides finished with first round points.

Sydney FC and Aussie Stadium officials were forced to open the gates 20 minutes into the game for only the second time in the Sydney Cricket Ground Trust's history allowing almost 1600 fans that had arrived late into the ground for free.

With only 14,000 of the tickets pre-sold the walk up crowd was also the biggest in Aussie Stadium's 17-year history.

The crowd was also the biggest ever for a domestic soccer match in Australia.

yawnnn

2005-08-30T23:12:00.000+08:00

its the end of the school term! and im damn tired..spent 4 hrs struggling wif ionic equilibra and din really make any progress.
tmr is teachers day celebrations and hullett has a full field soccer match against the teachers! thankfully its only 15 mins each half or else i'll be dead before halftime. And after that we get to go back to RI and play soccer on the astroturf. I haven played on the astroturf for so long that ive forgotten the feel of it.
and im very tired now im going to continue stoning in front of the com and play pes.
bye for today!

nice nice me

2005-08-29T22:58:00.000+08:00

oh and being the nice person that i am i agreed to rename our blog alittleflick .. all of you should go listen to the song its reallly very funny (: copy and paste the link below in jians post

hallo again

2005-08-29T22:31:00.000+08:00

hi my life is very boring and nothing happened today..so i shall talk about our challenging match on saturday. we fought hard, but eventually lost sadly 8-4 to the santastic duo f.c. if only angst ran faster and scored more..we would have won..all his fault ): oh and i tell you their left winger is damn scary he got tattoos all over his arm and a slash across his face!!11!

oh anyway i suddenly remembered something scary that happened today..after we finished studying in the library at like 9pm we left to go down to the canteen..and yabbie went to the toilet so we decided to not wait for him and go down first. then when yabbie came down he called me a pervert saying i called him in the toilet while he was peeing. then i said "wtf la yabbie i didnt call u my phone battery was flat the whole day..." den very freaky la yabbie showed me his phone which really got a call from me at 8.59 pm...omgwtfbbq!

Jose Team Talk

2005-08-29T22:07:00.000+08:00

THis is one of the funniest things Ive heard in quite a while. Check out Jose Mourinho's team talk! Oh man it really sounds like him. Thanks to nat for telling me abt it. Here: http://www.radioireland.ie/audio/giftjose.wma

On a sadder note Yabbie did something very bad to me :( Thats it im going to expose his sordid affairs with a certain someone if he continues his gallivanting ways.

Damn its 10 oclock already and I need to mug but i need to do pw as well. In the mean time i shall continue to persuade pong to change the blog title to something better.

First post!@

2005-08-28T23:05:00.001+08:00

Helloo
We were bored and decided to set up this blog with a fantastic title. Man U vs Newcastle is starting in 10 minutes and Im (trying to) study econs cos we have an essay test tmr. Haha i predict this blog will die out within a month. But its alrite in the meantime i shall post as much as i can here.
Good luck for promos everyone!!

hallo

2005-08-28T23:05:00.000+08:00

hallo everyone me and jian were bored and so we decided to make a blog that isn't dead like boredphuckers or teamx or a blog full of rubbish angst posts like teamb (: