Saturday, October 29, 2005

from the official man u newsletter

"Robert was uncertain and scared to miss the penalty and he made a big mistake and a wrong decision. He was not lacking seriousness or respect - he was lacking confidence."
Arsene Wenger

"Robert's leg went numb, but had he touched the ball, I would have been there to bury the ball."
Thierry Henry. So does Pires go numb when he gets nervous?

"I have never found anyone who had the guts to do it with me. Robert Pires did - but then he missed the ball."
Hey Bobby, what's the French for 'air kick'?

"I will now take the penalties - all the time."
Sense prevails - eventually - for Thierry...

"I will try the routine again - but next time I will push the ball off the penalty spot for someone else."
Then vanishes again.

"You know why they took the second penalty like that? They have so many penalties in a season they had to do something different."
Jose Mourinho, candid as ever, has his say.

"I am happy to hear that he would like me to teach him a few of the things I stand for. I would happily teach him not just about winning and playing well but also about winning respect from people. That is more important than the titles you win. He has time to learn how to win and how to lose. To earn the respect of the whole world is a different story."
Dutch legend Johan Cruyff hits back at Mourinho.

"This Chelsea is better and more solid than the best-ever Real Madrid team. At this moment Mourinho could put out two teams with the perfect guarantee of not losing to any club."
Claude Makelele, before Chelsea's clash with Charlton.

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Claude Makelele, after Chelsea's defeat to Charlton.

"I don't know why Beckham got sent off. Maybe it's because he's blonde and pretty - the referee is capable of sending him off for that."
Real Madrid star Garcia has his own suspicions for Becks' latest red card.

Thursday, October 27, 2005

Saturday, October 22, 2005

SLeague soccer

While waiting for the man u match to start i shall blog about soccer that is closer to us..the S-League!
First we shall go into my theory of how leagues in the world are named. Leagues in excellent footballing nations like Brazil and Germany get pretitled with an letter close to the start of the alphabet. Therefore the Brazilian league and German League both start with B. Lesser footballing nations like England get pretitled with E, and even louser ones like Singapore get the ones all the way at the end at the alphabet. Anyway, the point of this is that only the best of the best of the leagues in the world get to start with A..and hey..what a coincidence..thats where Yorke belongs!
Anyway, angst berge bonks and me went to watch SAFFC vs Geylang at CCK stadium on thursday. The tickets only cost 1 buck each cos we were students, and they even gave free ice cream for each ticket purchased. That is like the cheapest entertainment Ive seen for damn long.
After waiting outside the gates for like 30 minutes for that stupid berge to arrive and missing 49 seconds of the match, he finally arrived and we rushed in to grab our seats in quite a packed stadium. And contary to our expectations the match was actually quite good.
Geylang drew first blood thru some thai dude called Pittipong or as bonks would call him "Pretty bonks". Then while berge and bonks were busy staring at some male cheerleader, Alexander Duric levelled with a predatory strike not unlike that of Van Nistelrooy. Then SAFFC scored again when Noor Ali(whos like 3 heads shorter than Duric) was pulled down in the area.
Then Pittipong went crazy and like went thru 4 SAFFC defenders to shoot past Adi Saleh in the SAFFC goal who sadly like touched the ball 3 times in the entire match(all 3 times to pick the ball up from the back of the net). Apparently John WIlkinson then scored another goal in identical fashion but i din see cos i was distracted by two small boys playing with a rubber ball at the steps below us. SAFFC needed to win to keep their title hopes alive and this was reflected by the SAFFC dude behind us who started shouting damn loudly at the referee.(both me and bereg concluded that he betted on the match)

Anyway in the end duric only managed to score one more so they bid farewell to their title hopes. In all it was a damn nice match with good displays of skill, espcially by the Nigerian guy in SAFFC called Greg Nwokolo whos damn good at dribbling.

Moral of the story? Go watch an Sleague match one of these days, you wont regret it cos its really worth it supporting SIngapore soccer. Just dont go watch Paya Lebar or SInchi or sthg like that and you'll probably enjoy it.

Friday, October 21, 2005

weird injuries

Freak injury rules out Hammers keeper Carroll

West Ham goalkeeper Roy Carroll has been ruled out of Sunday's Premiership clash with Middlesbrough after injuring his knee in a freak training-ground accident.

The Northern Ireland international was collecting balls from a goal when his foot was caught in the net, leading to the problem and giving Shaka Hislop his first start of the season following his return to Upton Park from Portsmouth in the summer.

Stephen Bywater has also been recalled from his loan spell at Coventry as cover for Hislop, while at the other end of the pitch Jeremie Aliadiere will not be in the squad as the on-loan Arsenal forward, continues his recovery from a hernia operation.

Here we look at some other bizarre injuries sustained by players over the years.

RIO FERDINAND: During his spell at Leeds the England defender managed to pick up a tendon strain in his knee watching television. Ferdinand had his foot up on a coffee table for a number of hours and ended up injuring a tendon behind his knee.

RICHARD WRIGHT: The Everton goalkeeper faced most of the summer on the sidelines after damaging his shoulder falling through a loft as he was trying to pack away his suitcases.

SEAN FLYNN: The then Kidderminster captain suffered a broken nose, busted lip and bruised toes after tripping over his son's toy cars.

DAVE BEASANT: The veteran goalkeeper managed to rule himself out for eight weeks in 1993 when he dropped a bottle of salad cream on his foot, severing the tendon in his big toe.

SANTIAGO CANIZARES: The Spain goalkeeper missed the 2002 World Cup after accidentally shattering a bottle of aftershave in his hotel sink. A piece of glass fell on his foot, severing a tendon in his big toe.

KASEY KELLER: The American international knocked out his front teeth while pulling his golf clubs out of the boot of his car.

ALAN WRIGHT: The diminutive former Aston Villa full-back strained his knee by stretching to reach the accelerator in his new Ferrari. He subsequently swapped the sports car for a Rover 416.

DAVID JAMES: The England goalkeeper once pulled a muscle in his back when reaching for the television remote control and the keen angler also tweaked his shoulder when trying to land a monster carp.

STEVE MORROW: The former Northern Ireland defender broke his collarbone after falling off the shoulders of Tony Adams while celebrating the 1993 League Cup final win against Sheffield Wednesday.

ALEX STEPNEY: In 1975 the Manchester United goalkeeper Alex Stepney dislocated his jaw while shouting at his defenders during a match against Birmingham.

CHIC BRODIE: The Brentford goalkeeper's career came to an abrupt end in October 1970 when he collided with a sheepdog which had run onto the pitch. Brodie shattered his kneecap while the dog got the ball. ``The dog might have been a small one, but it just happened to be a solid one,'' he reflected.

SVEIN GRONDALEN: The Norway defender had to withdraw from an international during the 1970s after colliding with a moose while out jogging.

ALAN MULLERY: The England star missed the 1964 tour of South America after injuring his back while brushing his teeth.

DAVID BATTY: The former Leeds and Blackburn midfielder managed to re-injure his Achilles tendon when he was run over by his toddler on a tricycle.

DARREN BARNARD: The former Barnsley midfielder was sidelined for five months with a torn knee ligament after he slipped in a puddle of his puppy's urine on the kitchen floor.

LEE HODGES: The then Barnet player slipped on a bar of soap in the shower and wrenched his groin.

CHARLIE GEORGE: Arsenal's 1971 FA Cup hero managed to cut off his toe with a lawnmower.

MISTAR: The Indonesian footballer was killed aged just 25 by a stampede of pigs which overran his team's training pitch in 1995.

Tuesday, October 18, 2005

why gp should be abolished

1. because it requires you to explain the answer damn specifically to the point where its quite pointless. Like how they ask you whats the irony in this statement blah blah blah. wth its ironic cos its ironic la in the real world who in the right frame of mind would ask you to explain an ironic sentence.
2. because the stupid marking teacher thinks that only amatuers can take part in the olympics and thus denied us of our 45/50 for berge's,teo's and my brilliantly written professional sport essay.
3. because its so bloody hard to get an a
5. cos not all of us want to be lawyers when we grow up.
6. cos poor people like kai dunno the meaning of controversial
7. cos poor people like angst dunno the meaning of crack
8. because i got lower than chinks

Saturday, October 15, 2005

If you're having a bad day

Imagine this..
You're a siamese twin.
Your brother, attached at your shoulder is gay.
You're not.
He has a date coming over.









You only have one ass.

Wednesday, October 12, 2005

because pong is too lazy..

im blogging again!
that lazy boy is letting this blog die..we're supposed to blog in turns but he says he has nothing to blog about. quite true la but i'll find sthg to blog about.
we played tennis and soccer today in the crazy afternoon sun. Now im damn sunburnt and im as red as angst's face is when he witnesses korean golfing sensations.
IHC volleyball tmr! hullett is going to die because teo isnt taking part aha but in his absence i'll put in a strong performance to win glory for hullett.
Getting results back tmr but im not really thinking about it. Hopefully everyone does well and we can all go take 2 s papers.

Oh well im still waiting for England vs Poland..dunno if i should watch cos i'll end up like sum zombie tmr. In the meantime im going to continue stoning online.

Btw check this out:
http://www.hlcomic.com/view.php?date=2005-10-07
damn funny if u've played hl 2 before ahaha..thanks to our dearest berge for the link. apparently hes playing too many games and not studying(not that he needs to)
and hes even going to start playing gta san andreas!! Can u imagine it: 30 years down the road when u see berge gesticulating wildly on tv promoting his latest discovery that will change the world..u'll be slouching in ur armchair cradling ur grandson telling him: ahaha i know this fei..he used to play some violent game where u run people over and steal their cars when he was young

Sunday, October 09, 2005

its over

and just as everyone says it doesnt really feel like its over. for some reason the promos din really feel like exams at all but im not complaining. and now we have a grand total of 3 more days to relax before we have to go back to school for pw and more lectures and tutorials. fantastic.
Anyway, in these 3 days since the end of promos i havent really done anything. Not used to going home and realising that I'm not obliged to take out a file and start mugging it lol. And theres nothing much to do at home other than play pes/watch movies so im getting bored. We should all get out and go play soccer or sthg yea.
Watched goal on thursday despite my strong insistence on watching corpse bride. Goal was alrite..the soccer was more realistic for sure, and like 1/3 of it consisted of EPL footage. The plot was a bit unbelievable tho, unless you have Yorke's skill or something u dun get into the first team like 2 months after going for trials lol.
Then after econs mcq on friday went to cine where we watched into the blue. It was a rubbish show wif the exception of Jessica Alba, and of course i would rather have watched corpse bride for its deep plot but no the horny berge/hanxu and chinks decided that they would prefer into the blue. In the end we had fun watching teh shark bite off half of Ashley Scotts leg and some nice Alba scenes.
Aha and speaking about horny I haven even mentioned Angst. Hes the reason why we spent like 1 hr wandering ard Cine. Check out team-b for more details.

And yesterday I had my taekwondo grading! Went fine.. I wasnt too nervous or anything just that in the middle of one of my 360 degrees jumping turning kick i forgot the direction i was supposed to kick at and just stood there for a split second..
While i was waiting together wif all the other candidates there was sum super super weird guy sitting in front of me. He kept tapping the guy beside him and asking him "pattern no 7??(Then he would make a number 7 sign wif his 2 hands and push it into the guys face) The block is like that? or like that?" and all sorts of weird qns. In the end the guy got fedup and stopped answering him. And so he turned around and started asking me instead. After like 5 minutes i was super sian so i just nodded at everything he said. Then after the guy in charge gathered us and said good morning before the briefing, that weirdo actually shouted "good morning!" Like wth?? so anyway we started saying the taekwondo pledge and of course the weirdo was like speaking at full volume amongst all of us who were more like muttering.

Then we prepared to spar. So that weirdo's group was preparing and he got up and started kicking left and right while everyone was giving him weird stares. Then he started making a damn fierce face, baring his teeth and chopping the air. And in the middle of that he almost hit one of the helpers who proceeded to give him one of the weirdest looks Ive ever seen lol.

Ah and thats what happened over this few days now that the promos are over i promise to blog a lot more definitely more than the lazy pong.

Thursday, October 06, 2005

Sydney FC storm back to clinch points in Perth

tribalfootball.com - October 2, 2005

Sydney FC stormed back from being a goal down at halftime to win at Perth Glory 2-1 in front of the biggest crowd of the season for Members Equity stadium.

Almost 14,000 fans saw Bobby Despotovski nod Glory ahead just before halftime after a fizzing cross from the impressive Jamie Coyne.

The Glory could have gone 2-0 up before the break, but former Middlesbrough centre-forward Brian Deane hooked his effort over Sydney's crossbar.

Sydney were level only minutes into the second-half as Sasho Petrovski took advantage of a mad scramble in Glory's area following a free-kick. It was Petrovski's first goal since his call-up for Australia's World Cup qualifying squad last month.

Strike-partner Dwight Yorke joined Despotovski at the top the A-League's scoring charts with his fourth of the season as he FINISHED SUPERBLY with 25 minutes remaining to make it two wins on the bounce for Sydney away from Aussie stadium.

"I think we played as a unit and we saw a real team today," Sydney coach Pierre Littbarski told AAP. "I told people we needed four or five games to get a rhythm - now we have found our formation."

Queensland Roar fans love Yorke

tribalfootball.com - September 26, 2005

While Queensland Roar officials cranked up the State of Origin rivalry with Sydney FC, there was no mistaking who the record crowd came out to see on Friday night.

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Sydney striker and captain for the evening Dwight Yorke didn't reach the visitors dressing room at Suncorp stadium until 35 minutes after the final whistle as he happily signed autographs for scores of fans - young and old alike.

"I'm happy to do it," said Yorke as he made sure everyone who wanted his signature received it. Even once he was in the changerooms, officials held him up from getting changed with armfuls of thunder sticks to sign.

"No problem, I'll do it now," replied Yorke, who without any protection from the referee had been kicked from pillar to post by the Roar players.

Sydney coach Littbarski: More to come from Yorke

tribalfootball.com - October 1, 2005

Sydney FC Coach Pierre Littbarski has sent out an ominous warning to the other seven Hyundai A-League clubs by declaring the in form Dwight Yorke is yet to reach his potential in a Sydney FC shirt.

Yorke has proved his worth already in the A-League, scoring three goals in four matches, and has also thrown himself into his work, illustrated by his effort in setting up Andrew Packer for the opening goal against the Central Coast two weeks ago.

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Critics of bringing the former Manchester United striker to Australia have fallen silent but Littbarski believes he will get even better.

"I think we will see an even better Dwight Yorke in the coming weeks and matches," Littbarski said. "When he came to us he had not played a lot of matches and he had to work very hard on his fitness, which he has done.

"He has been doing well but I think we have not seen the best of Dwight yet. We are just starting to learn to play better as a team and we showed a lot of improvement against Queensland (Roar) last weekend.

"When we improve as a team he will be better also."

Yorke will take his place in an unchanged Sydney FC line up for tomorrow night's (Saturday) clash with Perth Glory at Members Equity Stadium.

Sunday, September 18, 2005

Typical brilliance

Dwight Yorke scores again in Australia

Former Manchester United striker Dwight Yorke scored his third goal of the new A-League season but it was not enough to save Sydney FC from defeat.

Yorke equalised in the 72nd minute against the Central Coast Mariners at Aussie Stadium but an injury-time goal by captain Noel Spencer gave the visitors a 3-2 win.

Yorke, who had been a substitute in Sydney FC's last A-League game, a 2-1 loss to the Newcastle Jets, found the back of the net when Ufuk Talay threaded a perfect through ball to his feet and he made no mistake.

The first half had begun well for the home side when Yorke produced a typical piece of wizardry in the 13th minute to enable Andrew Packer to open the scoring.

But Central Coast led 2-1 at half-time through a penalty by Stewart Petrie in the 18th minute and a powerful strike by Andre Gumprecht 10 minutes before the interval.

Yorke was sensational at times for Sydney FC and combined well with midfielders David Carney, Packer, Talay and former Northern Ireland Under-21 captain and QPR apprentice Terry McFlynn.


I quote: "Dwight Yorke scores again" - whats new
"typical piece of wizardry"-hes so brilliant everything is typical
"Yorke was sensational!"-well thats why hes called Yorke
"combined well"-not only does he have individual brilliance he has out of the world team work

mug mug mug

ahh its 2.30 at night and im braindead
all i see is partial fractions floating all over on my paper
anyway chelsea just beat charlton 2-0 and im very sad cos that means bad things for both Man U and my fantasy football team.
Anyway i think i'll wait until after promos before i start changing the blog.
In the meantime i want to go play soccer! Ahh should have gone to school on saturday to mug and play soccer too bad i woke up at 11am. In the end i just ended up stoning at home and not accomplishing anything.

October 7-When flick turns to pastry

Tuesday, September 13, 2005

change is the only constant

cliches aside its a time to rejoice! pong has finally agreed to change the blog title and in approximately a few days this blog will have a new name! in the meantime pong is slacking cos the graphics card of his com is screwed so you wont be seeing any new posts from him. and from me too cos im too lazy to blog anymore

Friday, September 09, 2005

what this blog should be called

hi early visitors will remember that this blog used to be called pastrywithafilling.
after countless nights of tossing and turning on my bed, ive decided that it was a better title after all. as such we shall have a poll to decide which is a more suitable title, pastrywithafilling or alittleflick. please tag and tell me your choice ok?? thank youu

Wednesday, September 07, 2005

theres nothing to blog about

cos all i've been doing is mugging and sleeping my life away. i suppose it'll remain this way until promos are over then finally there'll be something to do that breaks the monotony of this boring/endless mugging.
anyway the whole day today was spent at home stoning. i think i'll go to school tommroow so that i can actually make some progress on my work and leave the many many many distractions at home behind.
on a happier note chinks yabbie and pong righted a wrong for me when they confronted raisa today at school lol. but chinks sent me a picture that just destroyed my ego :(. lets just say that my supply of visual sugar-coated treats is rapidly dwindling.
damn tired now im going to sleep soon good nitee

Monday, September 05, 2005

Mouse loves rice(so does berge)

ahaha english translation of laoshu ai da mi damn funny
oh btw bonks tried to sing the chinese version at some dinner. lets just say it didnt sound very nice..
http://www.f130.net/flash/music4757.htm

Sunday, September 04, 2005

lol this quiz sounds fun

CURRENT

Current mood :: bored too
Current music :: The Shins - Saint Simon
Current taste :: um..Coke
Current hair :: messy but not as bad as berge's standard
Current clothes :: Bermudas and a towel draped around my neck
Current annoyance :: gp essay but i just finished it
Current smell :: nothing
Current thing I ought to be doing :: mugging
Current desktop picture :: Rachel Mcadams
Current favorite band :: Coldplay/Good Charlotte
Current book :: um..Virtua Tennis game faq
Current cd in stereo :: dun use cds
Current crush :: lots of eye candies lol
Current favorite celeb :: Rachel Mcadams/Felicia Chin(Does Yorke count as a celeb)
Current hate :: mugging for promos

DO I

Smoke? :: no
Have a dream that keeps coming back? :: ya used to have when i was young, a dream of my mother telling me to go out wif her then when i get to the door shes gone
Read the newspaper? :: yes but only the sports section
Have any gay or lesbian friends? :: probably
Believe in miracles? :: yes
Believe it's possible to remain faithful forever? :: yes
Consider yourself tolerant of others? :: ya
Consider love a mistake? :: dun think so
Like the taste of alcohol? :: hate it
Have a favorite candy? :: mentos
Believe in astrology? :: nope
Believe in magic? :: nope but aardwolf tells me there is
Have any pets? :: nope haha but got 4 pet soccer balls
Go to or plan to go to college? :: at the fantastic Raffles Junior College
Have any piercings? :: no
Have an obsession? :: ya whenever i start playing a game i get obsessed wif it
Have a secret crush? :: nope
Do they know yet? :: nope
Care about looks? :: ya who doesnt

LOVE LIFE

Ever been in love? :: nope
Do you believe in love at first sight? :: nope but theres always that first sight thing that makes u want to find out more about the girl
Do you believe in "the one?" :: ya why not

JUICY STUFF

Have you ever played a game that required removal of clothing? :: ya whenever we play soccer on astro we need to take off our shoes
Have you ever been intoxicated? :: no way i hate alcohol
Height :: i think its 172 but anyway im taller than berge

LAST THING YOU

Bought :: umm..my handphone casing
Ate :: betty crockers homemade cookies
Drank :: water/coke
Read :: the gp essay i just wrote
Watched on tv :: i think its france vs faroe

EITHER/ OR

club or houseparty :: houseparty
cats or dogs :: dog
single or taken :: either is fine
pen or pencil :: pencil
gloves or mittens :: gloves
food or candy :: candy
cassette or cd :: cd
coke or pepsi :: coke
this or that :: this

WHO DO YOU WANT TO

Kill :: no one im a peaceloving guy

LAST PERSON YOU

Talked to :: my brother
Hugged :: my pillow
Instant messaged :: pong

WHERE DO YOU

Eat :: anywhere but i like macs cos of double cheeseburgers
Wish you were :: sleeping

HAVE YOU EVER

Dated one of your best friends? :: nope
Loved somebody so much it makes you cry? :: nope
Broken the law? :: ya i took out a tile frm a road
Run away from home? :: thought of
Broken a bone? :: no
Played Truth Or Dare? :: ya
Kissed someone you didn't know? :: wth
Been in a fight? :: yup
Come close to dying? :: doubt so

WHAT IS

The most embarrassing CD in your collection? :: avril but thats my only cd
What's your bedroom like? :: damn damn damn small. and its shared wif my brother. and its messy. and full of wires.
Your favorite thing for breakfast? :: chicken pie.
Your favorite restaurant? :: macs cos of their double cheeseburger
What do you eat when you raid the fridge late at night? :: theres usually nothing to eat in my fridge
What is your secret guaranteed weeping movie? :: only cried once during a movie and that was when i was damn young
What is your biggest fear? :: failure in life
What feature are you most insecure about? :: lots of things
Do you ever have to beg? :: sometimes
Are you a pyromaniac? :: i like fire its cool but i dont like getting burnt
Do you know anyone famous? :: ya i know berge thats equivalent to knowing a future president scholar cum singapore's hicham el guerrouj cum man hunt winner
Describe your bed :: covered in worksheets, messy
Spontaneous or plain? :: spontaneous
Do you know how to play poker? :: yah..*pokepoke*
What do you carry with you at all times? :: handphone wallet palm
How do you drive? :: step on the accelerator and turn the steering wheel
What do you miss most about being little? :: no need to mug
Are you happy with your given name? :: quite
How much money would it take to get you to absolutely give up the Internet for one year? :: the amount of money bill gates has to the power of the avogadro's constant
What color is your bedroom? :: white
Do you like yourself and believe in yourself? :: i dun mind myself but i wouldnt mind improving either. and well belief its slowly seeping away
Do you think you're cute? :: nope
Do poor, homeless, or starving people sometimes annoy you? :: not really
Do you consider yourself to be a nice person? :: well i hope other ppl find me nice
Do you spend more time with your girlfriend, boyfriend, or your friends? :: same as pong/teo
You ever been caught "doing something?" :: doing what

yawn

its 2am and im sitting at my com trying to figure out oscillations. unluckily its my first time reading the notes thanks to the many naps i enjoyed during chan lei ping's lectures, so i'm not exactly making progress. sigh promos are getting closer its time to start mugging real real real hard.

Friday, September 02, 2005

If WW II was an online rts

*Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.*
*Eisenhower has joined the game.*
*paTTon has joined the game.*
*Churchill has joined the game.*
*benny-tow has joined the game.*
*T0J0 has joined the game.*
*Roosevelt has joined the game.*
*Stalin has joined the game.*
*deGaulle has joined the game.*
Roosevelt: hey sup
T0J0: y0
Stalin: hi
Churchill: hi
Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks!
paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks
T0JO: lol
Roosevelt: o this fockin sucks i got a depression!
benny-tow: haha america sux
Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool?
Hitler[AoE]; sure whatever
Stalin: cool
deGaulle: **** Hitler rushed some1 help
Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy
Roosevelt: i dont got **** to help, sry
Churchill: wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me
Roosevelt: get antiair guns
Churchill: i cant afford them
benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is?
paTTon: stfu
Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys
deGaulle: eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick
Eisenhower: i cant do **** til rosevelt gives me an army
paTTon: yah hurry the fock up
Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded
deGaulle: this is fockin weak u guys suck
*deGaulle has left the game.*
Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k?
benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair?
benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head?
Hitler[AoE]: ROFLMAO
T0J0: lol o no america im comin 4 u
Roosevelt: wtf! thats bullsh1t u fags im gunna kick ur asses
T0JO: not without ur harbors u wont! lol
Roosevelt: u little biotch ill get u
Hitler[AoE]: wtf
Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge fockin army
Hitler[AoE]: thats bullsh1t u hacker
Churchill: lol no more france for u hitler
Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me!
T0J0: wtf u want me to do, im on the other side of the world retard
Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path
Stalin: WTF u arsshoel! WE HAD A FoCKIN TRUCE
Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol
benny-tow: haha
benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im gonna need help in italy soon sum1
T0J0: o **** i cant help u i got my hands full
Hitler[AoE]: im 2 busy 2 help
Roosevelt: yah thats right ***** im comin for ya
Stalin: church help me
Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here
Stalin: dont be an arss
Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late
Eisenhower: LOL
benny-tow: hahahh oh sh1t help
Hitler: o man ur focked
paTTon: oh what now biotch
Roosevelt: whos the cripple now lol
*benny-tow has been eliminated.*
benny-tow: lame
Roosevelt: gj patton
paTTon: thnx
Hitler[AoE]: WTF eisenhower hax hes killing all my sh1t
Hitler[AoE]: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record
Eisenhower: Nuts!
benny~tow: wtf that mean?
Eisenhower: meant to say nutsack lol finger slipped
paTTon: coming to get u hitler u paper hanging hun cocksocker
Stalin: rofl
T0J0: HAHAHHAA
Hitler[AoE]: u guys are fockin gay
Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city
*Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated.*
benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself
Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL
Stalin: OMG LMAO!
Hitler[AoE]: WTF i didnt click there omg this game blows
*Hitler[AoE] has left the game*
paTTon: hahahhah
T0J0: WTF my teammates are n00bs
benny~tow: shut up noob
Roosevelt: haha wut a moron
paTTon: wtf am i gunna do now?
Eisenhower: yah me too
T0J0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol
Eisenhower: fock u
paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie
Stalin: go to hell lol
paTTon: fock this sh1t im goin afk
Eisenhower: yah this is gay
*Roosevelt has left the game.*
Hitler[AoE]: wtf?
Eisenhower: sh1t now we need some1 to join
*tru_m4n has joined the game.*
tru_m4n: hi all
T0J0: hey
Stalin: sup
Churchill: hi
tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff!
tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY **** I GOT NUKES
Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz
tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple
Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets
T0J0: wtf is nukes?
T0J0: holy ****holy****hoyl****!
*T0J0 has been eliminated.*
*The Allied team has won the game!*
Eisenhower: awesome!
Churchill: gg noobs no re
T0J0: thats bull**** u fockin suck
*T0J0 has left the game.*
*Eisenhower has left the game.*
Stalin: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me for ****
Churchill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway dumbarss
tru_m4n: l8r all
benny~tow: bye
Churchill: l8r
Stalin: fock u all
tru_m4n: shut up commie lol
*tru_m4n has left the game.*
benny~tow: lololol u commie
Churchill: ROFL
Churchill: bye commie
*Churchill has left the game.*
*benny~tow has left the game.*
Stalin: i hate u all fags
*Stalin has left the game.*
paTTon: lol no1 is left
paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep
*paTTon has been eliminated.*
paTTon: o sh1t!
*paTTon has left the game.*